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Sweet!

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I got this text from you today, and this is what it read.

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Baby, I miss you, I need you, it's it. I've always loved your messages, whatever they may be. But I knew this special message just wasn't meant for me.

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It read, please, baby, text me back, I'm here on my own. I'm keeping myself for you, without you I'm alone.

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You see, I just left for work and turned our front door key. And this is how I know it wasn't meant for me.

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This was the sweetest message I ever got from you, only to find it wasn't meant for me.

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This wonderful sweet message that I ever got from you. But baby, I knew it wasn't meant for me.

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In my heart I always knew I didn't feel her place.

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And when you told me you loved me, it was that warm embrace. In answer to your message, I will miss you too.

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Goodbye, my dear, I loved you. On your own, your wish come true.

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This was the sweetest message I ever got from you

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Only to find it wasn't meant for me

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This wonderful sweet message that I ever got from you

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But baby, I knew it wasn't meant for me

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This was the sweetest message I ever got from you

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Only to find

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It wasn't meant for me

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This wonderful sweet message that I ever got from you

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But baby, I knew it wasn't meant for me

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But baby, I just knew it wasn't meant for me

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How you doin'? How you doin'? How you doin'? How you doin'? How you doin'? How you doin'? How you doin'? Technical... Technical malfunctions... I see there was a bit of technical malfunctioning going on earlier and that's what... that's what happened with the stream...

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Now... Now... Let's get the radio on...

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Where do you are?

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I hope you're all well.

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Free Wi-Fi on the bus.

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Free Wi-Fi on the bus.

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How are you doing?

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Far from the lovely green...

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You'd like a day regular and a quantity of one, no problem.

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Thank you.

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I'll be able to.

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How are you keeping here? Well?

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A day regular, is it?

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I'll never let my own.

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Lovely weather today.

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That'll be 3.80€, please, sir.

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Thank you.

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Sorry.

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6.20€, I said 3.80€.

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3.80€ is the change back that I'll be giving to you.

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Thanks.

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How are you?

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How are you getting on?

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You'd like a week regular ticket?

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No problem.

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A type of regular, a regular type now.

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I'm two weeks off now.

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I had a little bit of a holiday down there in Enniskrone.

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Regular and a one.

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That'll be 28€ please, my dear.

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Thank you very much.

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2€ back in the pocket.

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How are ya? Would you like a ticket? Single? And a regular? And a one? That's two euro easy back in your pocket. Thank you. How are you getting on now? Are you a magician? Or a hypnotist? Or a con man? I'm only messing with you. Are you a con man though?

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You look like a magician. No offense. No offense.

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Hey, you must be related to the people who magic themselves onto the bus last day and they forgot to pay me.

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Yeah. That happens. It happens.

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Schley. Schley. Schley dogs.

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Oh, yeah, no.

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No. Single. Regular. And a one.

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Two twenty, please, sir. Thank you.

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I'm going to give you two eighty back.

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No.

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Staying clear. The doors are closed.

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Staying clear. The doors are closed.

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No.

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From the Isle of St. Patrick must run.

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Next stop.

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We unfurl the green and gold banner.

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And we'll raise it for our land.

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We'll take a right turn here now.

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And it has to be a right turn and not a wrong turn.

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Jesus Christ.

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From the lovely green banks of mine.

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And there we had Nuriqn come through from Keshnawari.

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Keshna bear.

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Enya, thank you very much Enya.

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Thank you very much Enya.

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Thank you very much there Enya.

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Now we go back down.

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Please Christ.

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Thank you very much, Will Rischschluck.

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Thank you.

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How you getting that?

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Stay in clear, the doors are open.

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You'd like a day single.

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Day senior.

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No problem.

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Day senior and the one.

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That'll be 5 euro, 460 back in your pocket.

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Thank you.

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Stay in clear, the doors are closed.

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Stay in clear, the doors are closed.

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Passenger is listening to music really loud now.

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We have to stop the bus after we've taken off.

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Oh, we can just stop and shout.

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But I prefer to give him the bollocking face to face.

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There's nothing like a face to face bollocking.

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We'll check for tickets too.

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Of course.

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I can see her.

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Look at ya.

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Your music's too loud.

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Your music's too loud.

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Your music's too loud.

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Your music's too loud.

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Oh, sorry.

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I'll turn it down.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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Donate.

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Donate.

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Thank you very much, DG.

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Thank you.

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How you getting that?

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Donate.

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Donate.

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I forgot to water my plants.

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Donate.

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Give it to me.

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Suck it to me, baby.

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Johnny.

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Johnny up the bell.

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Thank you very much, Johnny up the bell.

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So reverse now.

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We've come a cropper.

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We've come a cropper.

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I'll never go on foot again.

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Thank you very much, Johnny up the bell.

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This is just so much fun.

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Very kind of you.

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You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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I don't have a bit of donating.

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Dermot Conley, how are you?

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I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

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Do you ever remember Noel Hill on the concertina?

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The man has the devil in those fingers.

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Well, Dermot, I don't.

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And I haven't.

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But at some stage of the game, I suppose I'll give it a spin.

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And listen to Noel Hill.

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Sounds like an absolute devil.

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Thank you very much.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Rory Duggan, how are you?

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Donating, yeah.

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That's mine.

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Long time no see, Rory.

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Are you doing a bit of screenplay writing?

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Executive producing?

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K-k-k-k.

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Thank you very much.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Thank you very much, Comber.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Yeah.

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That's mine.

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I think someone's sleeping on the bus.

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I can hear snoring.

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Is anybody sleeping?

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Hold on.

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Here's the toll.

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Tickets.

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You didn't have a ticket?

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120 euro.

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You cashed me.

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I seen your ticket, yeah?

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Absolute scumbags.

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Not everyone is a scumbag, sorry.

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But just...

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Oh, no.

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And you!

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You listening to music and...

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You listening to music and you didn't have a fucking ticket.

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The absolute...

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How the...

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What age are you?

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Huh?

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I'm coming down the bus and you're listening to fucking tunes and you're not paying your

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way on.

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Huh?

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You'll be half as...

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Half as fucking smart now when I...

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When you get a message in the post saying you've got a fine for a...

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120.

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And you as well.

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Mr. Wiseguy.

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How fucking old you have to be before you realize that you cannot be doing this at your age.

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If you were a teenager, you'd know.

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Of course.

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There you go.

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Anybody else on this bus want to join these wise guys?

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Of course.

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Sure.

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Of course.

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How often do you want to...

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How often?

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How often do you want to see...

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Yeah, whatever.

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Absolute shtet of all of you.

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Absolute shtet of all of you.

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At 1pm there's a historic tour of the peninsula.

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You meet at the church.

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And heart needs at 4pm.

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Are you going to the old sawmill this Friday?

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No.

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Paul.

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I need to work on...

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Thank you very much, Paul.

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You know, I'm trying to get a bus...

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An amazing new bus...

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Route underway here.

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And there's clowns trying to get on for three.

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The Kilfenora Kaley Band.

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We want to get back for him.

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There we go.

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There's the boy.

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No.

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Slugs is my cabbage.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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Thank you very much for your kind-hearted donation.

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Free Wi-Fi on the bus.

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Free Wi-Fi on the bus.

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Thank you very much for your kind-hearted donation.

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How are you? A passenger forgot something on the bus retriever.

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Jesus Christ!

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Oh, I hope your man on the radio is okay.

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I hope the booking on the radio is okay.

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Don't tell your man. Thank you.

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Where is he gone? Where is the passenger?

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You! You forgot something.

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Thank you. Remember to like and subscribe.

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She just faked off.

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How are you doing?

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How are you doing?

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Day regular at one.

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And that would be for Ekele and admission 15 euro.

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Now, that is the Coleman Music Center.

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Now, that's 380 back in your pocket. Thank you.

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You want two tickets, two regular days? No problem.

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I wish I'd have a regular day. It's an absolute fucking lunatic asylum in here.

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You probably can't say lunatic in any more.

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The loony left will have your guts for gaffers. Thank you very much. 7 euro 60 back in the pocket. 4, 6, 7, 50, 60 cent. Thank you. How are you? You'd like a ticket. Senior week. A week long senior ride into paradise. That's what you're buying for yourself right now with one euro change back in the pocket. Thank you very much.

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Now. Boris Johnson. Thank you very much Boris Johnson. And everybody else there I might have forgotten you. I might not have seen you. Chevlin who said stop the bus. And Paul. Thank you very much Paul. Very very kind of you. And I hope you're having a lovely evening.

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McSlee. McSlee. Thank you very much McSlee.

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Next stop. Workers Alley.

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To lift. Lift up here. Bruno. How are you? Thank you very much. Very very kind of you Bruno. You're a saint. And a scholar. And a bloody sweetheart.

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I love the responsibility of the pedals on this bus. Very nice. That's mine. Bo diddlies. How are you?

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Bo big diddies I mean. Sorry. Favorite style of egg. Well. I'm a sucker for the boiled. I'm a sucker for the scrambled. But I'm a bastard for the boiled.

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I'm a sucker for the fried. But you didn't hear that on Schlug Ehring. Because we are PG Tips. No schwerworts. We're pure PG Tips. The monkeys who made tea. Remember that. What a fantastic piece of artwork. Or advertising what? Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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Now, how are you? What's the story with you? Are you well? We'll get you on this bus, if it's a lash, by hook or by crook.

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00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:18,100
No, 380. 2, 3, 56, 78. In like a day senior quantity, yeah. No problem.

261
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:36,160
Hello? Is everybody getting on? Nobody's getting on there, look. Are you stuck? This old lady is stuck.

262
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:46,860
Jimmy Murphy with the gold ring. Are you doing a business donating? Ludo, thank you. You can get on this.

263
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:47,300
Yeah.

264
00:19:47,300 --> 00:20:03,340
Yeah. You hit mine. Thank you very much, Ludo. Very kind of you. How are you doing? You'd like a regular?

265
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:11,320
Are you doing a business donating? Heather. Thank you very much there, Heather. Yeah. Very, very kind of you, Heather. Thank you. I hope you're having a lovely evening.

266
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:16,980
single senior one

267
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:28,760
Samantha Hager how are ya

268
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,000
thank you very much Samantha Hager

269
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,220
thank you

270
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:54,220
oh yeah shouldn't a and a shooting and a one and you'd like the 40 or 60 change

271
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:59,260
let's that's fair that's fair seeing as though that's the change I owe you how we

272
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:29,240
get done no what are you after single regular quantity one no problem no 780 back to 460 and the 7 and a 50 60 70 80 big luck how are you getting done purple haze no D senior quantity one 460 that's a saving that's a great saving you wouldn't get that on the what's wrong

273
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:59,220
what's wrong with her we'll close this front door maybe she'll go to the side then I'll open the front door she might come how are ya you got lost you were spooked you were spooked out there then single regular and a one and then a two euro 80 change stimulus package to your pocket I was delivered I delivered a stimulus

274
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:06,220
package to your back pocket with the change I dealt out another quick check for any bugungu boys who might have tried to pull the wool over my eyes

275
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:10,440
Bugungu boys who might have tried to pull the wool over my eyes.

276
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,700
Yeah, seems as though people have got the message now.

277
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,060
Lisa, thank you very much, Lisa.

278
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,280
Will you say hello to my boyfriend?

279
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,620
Kian, says Lisa.

280
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,320
Well, Kian, how are you?

281
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,800
Lisa's asking for you.

282
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,120
I think she likes you.

283
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,700
How are you getting there?

284
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,300
Hands down the pants.

285
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:45,640
Old lady.

286
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,260
Old lady's after scamming me out 120 euro.

287
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,200
Absolute scumbag, old lady.

288
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,480
I've no sympathy for you.

289
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,120
Or at least you thought you were...

290
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,360
Look at you there trying to fucking pretend you're on the phone.

291
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:01,980
You've been spotted.

292
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,540
Kevin Toomey, senior.

293
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,040
Jeffy.

294
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,460
Jeffy, Jeffy senior too.

295
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,180
That's mine.

296
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,180
Okay, scumbags.

297
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:15,980
What up?

298
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:30,660
The doors are well and truly closing at this stage of the game.

299
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,160
No.

300
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:31,400
Lovely.

301
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:41,740
A passenger needs to get off.

302
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,600
Are you fucking serious?

303
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:44,020
We've only just took off.

304
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,260
Absolute joke.

305
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,100
Absolute joke of a machine.

306
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,680
Warning lights on.

307
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,120
Let's have a look at this now.

308
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:53,120
Let's have a look at this now.

309
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,280
What's she doing?

310
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,780
Taking a photograph.

311
00:23:58,660 --> 00:23:59,400
Stand clear.

312
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,500
The doors are opening.

313
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,060
There he goes.

314
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,580
In the middle of the bloody road.

315
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:03,780
Look.

316
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,800
He'll get ran over.

317
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:06,960
Where is he going?

318
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,680
Stand clear.

319
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,860
The doors are closing.

320
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:12,020
Your man's in the middle of the road.

321
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,960
Stand clear.

322
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,140
The doors are closing.

323
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,920
Look at the stadium.

324
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,240
Thank you very much.

325
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:22,860
Ian Kelly.

326
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:23,780
Ian Kelly.

327
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:26,300
And Lisa and Kevin Toomey.

328
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,260
And Jeffy.

329
00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,640
What do you make of the Boom Boom Boys gone?

330
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,020
I don't know.

331
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,520
I haven't seen any Boom Boom out there just as of yet.

332
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:38,520
What the fuck?

333
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,060
I drove into a pedestrian.

334
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,100
The fuck is going on.

335
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:52,600
I need rats.

336
00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:53,520
Rats in the attic.

337
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,720
Rats in the attic.

338
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:05,700
No.

339
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,020
I don't know about Kowloon and Hong Kong, to be honest.

340
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,060
Oh, fucking accident.

341
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:23,840
Jesus Christ. We're gonna lose the sponsorship.

342
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,760
At this rate, we're gonna lose the sponsorship with Ikea.

343
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:30,940
It's a shame.

344
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,580
Thank you very much. Have a pint with the glass.

345
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,740
Chips or fries, you say. Chips all the way.

346
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,640
Chips all the bleeding way. We're not in the States now.

347
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,020
Although you might think you are.

348
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,760
All the bloody programs you see on the television box.

349
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:52,060
The children today are grown up with American accents. Americanized.

350
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,060
Look at that. Speed bump action. Beautiful.

351
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,600
There you have it.

352
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,580
And that brings us to the end of our show.

353
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:01,320
Almost.

354
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:02,980
Caught again for time.

355
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,540
But perhaps one more track.

356
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:08,580
Thanks to...

357
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:09,480
One more track.

358
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:10,880
...doing the sterling job.

359
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,980
Thanks to Patsy for...

360
00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:16,100
...her input into the show.

361
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:22,620
Look at that now.

362
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,440
See this banner.

363
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,940
Be a tourist in your own town.

364
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,660
Be a tourist in your own town.

365
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,700
Whatever you want to do.

366
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,360
Take the bus.

367
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,560
Whether it's pints.

368
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,440
Cocktails.

369
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,320
Movie shows.

370
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,600
Cigarettes.

371
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,460
Comedy and drama.

372
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:50,120
Tickets.

373
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,520
Pints.

374
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,120
Food on a plate.

375
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,160
Face on a date.

376
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,280
Eggs on a skate.

377
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,740
Whatever you want.

378
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:00,760
Ice skating.

379
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,040
Cheese rolling.

380
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:05,380
Whatever you want to do.

381
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:05,980
Take the bus.

382
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,440
You're just as welcome to come to the bus as you are...

383
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,840
As you are...

384
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,180
In any other place in the world.

385
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,340
The bus is always going to be there for you.

386
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,060
Remember that.

387
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,680
The bus will always be there to let you on.

388
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,500
And take you to your destination.

389
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,240
Are you doing a business donating?

390
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:26,460
Drew.

391
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,480
Thank you very much.

392
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:27,840
Drew.

393
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,580
Look at that.

394
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,060
Mattress Matt.

395
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:33,820
He's the...

396
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,460
The...

397
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,700
Ulterior Universe.

398
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,240
Or the...

399
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:36,740
The...

400
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:37,480
Ulterior...

401
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,100
Not the Ulterior.

402
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,400
What would be the word?

403
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:41,780
Oh.

404
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:46,200
San Celestino all over the feckery.

405
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,400
Wheel there.

406
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,620
The universe donating.

407
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,500
That's mine.

408
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,500
Oh.

409
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:52,500
San Celestino.

410
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:52,500
Oh.

411
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:52,500
San Celestino.

412
00:27:52,500 --> 00:28:06,480
A real beautiful crisp, crisp, crisp drink.

413
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,600
How am I even moving?

414
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,820
I'm not even on the...

415
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,320
I'm not even using the steering wheel.

416
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,100
I'm driving ghost style.

417
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:32,300
Oh, that's a big burp.

418
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,580
Mad Mike, thank you very much.

419
00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:40,820
Mad Mike, thank you.

420
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,040
Mad Mike says,

421
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,900
oh, and you just ran that guy over.

422
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,820
Thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip as well.

423
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,680
Can you hear the radio?

424
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,160
Oh, yeah, man.

425
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,980
Can everybody hear the radio there in the chat?

426
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,580
We've got some nice thread on.

427
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:57,760
And, uh,

428
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,780
it makes for a bit of a difference, like, you know.

429
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:14,720
I'm not sure.

430
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,880
Let's have a look now.

431
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:24,020
Now.

432
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,360
I think we have it.

433
00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,360
Cabbage, cabbage, beans and gravy.

434
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,700
Well, let's see.

435
00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:37,580
You're mistaken.

436
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,460
For the simple playing with pitch and toss.

437
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,500
Perhaps a dozen thousands.

438
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:45,040
I'll own a bundle and hunt me back.

439
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,940
And walk the castle and garden.

440
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,700
So goodbye, Rick.

441
00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:49,880
And goodbye, Pat.

442
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,700
Goodbye, Karen and Mary.

443
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,360
The answers wait.

444
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,340
And the gang was up.

445
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,300
I'm leaving Tipperary.

446
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,060
And now the steam is blowing up.

447
00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:00,380
I can't understand.

448
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,360
I found the New York City.

449
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,940
Three thousand miles away.

450
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,040
Are you doing a bit of donating?

451
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,120
Drew Peacock.

452
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,260
Are you doing a bit of donating?

453
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:11,620
Yeah.

454
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:13,260
Thank you very much.

455
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,200
Oh, you got me.

456
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,120
You got me.

457
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:19,460
Can't believe it.

458
00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:21,900
Can't believe it.

459
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:22,480
You got me, Drew.

460
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,000
And I even managed to ignore your first one.

461
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,200
But I beckonsed it this time.

462
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,600
And I...

463
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,080
If that's the same guy who keeps getting me with the names.

464
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,020
You've been out of business for a few months.

465
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:36,800
But that was a slip up.

466
00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:40,660
How are you getting that?

467
00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:56,520
Lots of people here today now.

468
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,720
Very, very busy.

469
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:14,600
Now, regular week.

470
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,360
Let's go for it.

471
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:17,760
Let's do this.

472
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,600
I live in Tipperary.

473
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:30,880
A week.

474
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:32,540
Regular three.

475
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:35,800
Eighty-four.

476
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:36,600
That's a lot of money.

477
00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:37,320
But you have it.

478
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:38,400
How are you doing?

479
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,660
Regular one.

480
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:45,180
A D.

481
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,440
Regular.

482
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:47,460
And a one.

483
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:50,980
How are you?

484
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,680
Single type senior.

485
00:31:59,100 --> 00:31:59,880
Senior one.

486
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,540
Thank you.

487
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:03,360
How are you?

488
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:05,320
A week regular two.

489
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,780
Regular two.

490
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,600
Fifty-six euro, please.

491
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,360
If you've got the money.

492
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:12,780
Have you got the change?

493
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,660
Thank you.

494
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,420
How are you?

495
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,460
A week regular one.

496
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,060
No problem.

497
00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:24,820
Thank you very much for your service and custom.

498
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,780
Even though you haven't serviced.

499
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:28,400
Be with anything.

500
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,340
No see.

501
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:30,440
Oh, hi.

502
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,180
Staying clear.

503
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,280
The doors are closed.

504
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,460
Staying clear.

505
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,560
The doors are closed.

506
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,400
Kian.

507
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,000
Thank you very much, Kian.

508
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:43,380
Yeah.

509
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:44,880
That's mine.

510
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:52,600
Thank you very much, Kian.

511
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,760
Is your son, Declan, still in Australia?

512
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,900
Can you say hi to my bird, Lisa?

513
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,040
Yeah, he's in Australia, Kian.

514
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,680
Hey, don't you miss a donate.

515
00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:03,520
Hey, don't you miss a donate.

516
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,620
Droopy, thank you very much.

517
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:05,840
He's out there now.

518
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,660
He's out there in Melbourne.

519
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,940
And he's made a lot of friends out there.

520
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,780
And he's a girlfriend out there as well.

521
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,520
So he's doing well, like, you know.

522
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,100
He's doing well.

523
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,160
He's settled down, you know.

524
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,420
He's not going to be coming back anytime soon, I'd say.

525
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,080
They're talking about...

526
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,340
Yeah.

527
00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:26,140
Stiff.

528
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:27,700
Stiff.

529
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,100
Thank you very much, Stiff.

530
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,000
Very, very kind of you.

531
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,520
But Declan, he was saying he might come back now soon enough.

532
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:40,620
Then, the other night on the news, I seen...

533
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:43,740
They're saying there could be another recession on the way.

534
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,560
Stand here.

535
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,780
The doors are open.

536
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:51,740
And if there's another recession on the way, then I doubt he'll be back anytime soon, you know.

537
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:52,960
It's awful sad.

538
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:57,100
Hey, don't have a bit of a donate.

539
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,340
Thank you very much, suck.

540
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:00,840
Hey, don't have a bit of a donate, yeah.

541
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,780
Now, it's great there we have a multicultural viewership.

542
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,000
People like suck watching.

543
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,060
Now, single type, regular.

544
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,700
Single, regular, and a quantity of one.

545
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,600
That'll be $2.20, please, sir.

546
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:16,740
You've got the change, have you?

547
00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:17,700
Good man yourself.

548
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:18,260
I'm a little donate.

549
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,860
I'm a little donate, yeah.

550
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,240
Epstein, how are you?

551
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:26,000
Thank you very much, Epstein.

552
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:32,200
Awful, murky circumstances surrounding the Epstein situation, wasn't it?

553
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,320
Quite a lot of people will be off the hook.

554
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320
Now, I say.

555
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:38,320
Now, I say.

556
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:45,900
What, with Epstein taking the ultimate step?

557
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,680
Or did he, you know?

558
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,780
A lot of people saying that it could have been somebody else.

559
00:34:52,780 --> 00:35:01,480
In fact, I have heard that there's more people actually saying that the actual reported events are the conspiracy.

560
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:04,620
You know?

561
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:04,640
You know?

562
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:04,640
You know?

563
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,780
People who haven't been told the news that it might have been him doing it himself.

564
00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:12,380
They've just...

565
00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,280
That hasn't even come into their heads.

566
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,980
They believe it's somebody else who's done it.

567
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,160
So, how can we ever know, you know?

568
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,680
DG, thank you very much, DG.

569
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:33,020
Can you please say hello to my nanny Maureen from DG?

570
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:34,680
Maureen, how are you?

571
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,420
Thank you very much for watching, Maureen.

572
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:37,280
Please look.

573
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,060
Jake McPartland, how are you?

574
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,200
Thank you very much, Jake McPartland.

575
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,880
Are you coming to the pub quiz, you see?

576
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,160
She's like, I don't know about that.

577
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,280
It's a bit late for that now.

578
00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,240
I have a bus run on, you know.

579
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,760
I don't think I'll be doing any pinting later on, you know.

580
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,220
I'm trying to go clean for a few weeks now, you know.

581
00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:07,440
I'm not going to go full bore.

582
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,120
Pak Kenny, thank you very much, Pak Kenny.

583
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,200
I'm not going to go full bore.

584
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,280
But, you know, there'll be a bit of preparation for Sober October,

585
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,800
which is going to be coming up soon enough.

586
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,120
And that's going to be 30 days and 30 nights out in the desert.

587
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,840
And I don't mean not drinking.

588
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:31,560
I'm literally going to be stranded in the Sahara Desert from the 1st of October to the 30th.

589
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:38,340
I'm going to be dropped over by the American Air Force, who are refueling at Shannon.

590
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:43,440
But they so kindly offered to drop me off in the middle of the Sahara Desert to the parachute

591
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,820
on one of their sortie missions out that way under to North Africa.

592
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,200
They have a lot of secret prisons out there, so...

593
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,760
They said they'd drop me off.

594
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:54,400
So thank you very much, United States of America, for that.

595
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,260
I'm going to feed off the, uh...

596
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,700
Whatever the flora and fauna is out there in the Sahara.

597
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,980
Now, D, senior, and a quantity of two.

598
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,040
That'll be...

599
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,900
1080, please, sir.

600
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,520
420.

601
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,040
420.

602
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,360
420 change.

603
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:15,520
Do you 4...

604
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,540
Do you 420 it up yourself, you do?

605
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,660
Are you in there?

606
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,740
Now, 20.

607
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:22,860
Back in the pocket.

608
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:23,240
Thank you.

609
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:25,740
What's the story?

610
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,760
The regular quantity one.

611
00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:34,660
I'll print that there now.

612
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,060
13, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10.

613
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,040
Good luck.

614
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:40,580
Good night.

615
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,100
God bless.

616
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:42,960
Staying clear.

617
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,140
The doors are closing.

618
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,260
Staying clear.

619
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,000
Three.

620
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,940
Three's a carmity.

621
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,460
Thank you very much, three's a carmity.

622
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,460
I hope that's not a made-up name.

623
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,060
No.

624
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,460
Hey, don't miss a donating.

625
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,080
Hey, don't miss a donating, yeah.

626
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:12,940
That's my...

627
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:16,240
Oh.

628
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,080
Bull images.

629
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,420
Thank you very much, bull images.

630
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,400
Francis was at the doctor's there the last day.

631
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:25,840
He ate a ball of midges.

632
00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:27,620
When he was on the bike.

633
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,520
He was going downhill fast.

634
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,800
And he had the mouth open.

635
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,800
He was like going so fast, he was screaming like,

636
00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:34,940
AAAAAAAA!

637
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:38,820
And a ball of midges went into his mouth.

638
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,740
But whatever the hell happened, he...

639
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:46,620
He came off the bike and had to go to the hospital.

640
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:53,280
He's okay, thanks to God.

641
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,340
Someone needs to get off the bus again.

642
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,540
Who's the...

643
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,720
Who's the culprit this time?

644
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,660
Johnny Orange Pants.

645
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:07,000
Johnny Orange Pants.

646
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,620
Make your mind up the next time, Orange.

647
00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:09,320
Huh?

648
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:11,020
Make sure you've got...

649
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,660
Make sure you know where you're going the next time.

650
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,540
Making me stop in the middle of traffic.

651
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:15,100
Huh?

652
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,020
How fucking old are you?

653
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,940
We might as well check for any more scumbags.

654
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,500
Oh, here you go.

655
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,320
Just a bit of a quick check for scumbags now, everybody.

656
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,800
Is there any scumbags among us?

657
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,560
Please show yourself.

658
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,920
Make yourselves known.

659
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:40,380
If there is a scumbag on the bus, please make it...

660
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,380
There's a scumbag.

661
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:44,940
We have you.

662
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,460
We have you nailed to the feckin' cross now.

663
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,340
You're going downtown.

664
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:53,860
Expect a little letter in the post.

665
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,440
How you getting there?

666
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,540
Fuck you scumbags.

667
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,180
And another!

668
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,740
We have you.

669
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,300
We have you.

670
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:09,000
We have you.

671
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,640
And we've got you on camera as well.

672
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,000
We film everything on this bus.

673
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,120
And when I get back to the station, I watch all the footage.

674
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,800
You can be sneezing all you like.

675
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,200
You're not going to get away without a fine.

676
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:20,360
How you getting there?

677
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,020
It's absolute feckin' scumbags.

678
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,220
Thank you very much, Ian.

679
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,160
Very kind of you.

680
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:33,780
That's mine.

681
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,160
Very, very kind of you.

682
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:39,700
No.

683
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,180
Busy, busy day today.

684
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,480
Wayne, thank you.

685
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,980
Thank you very much, Wayne.

686
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:57,900
Very, very nice to have such lovely support.

687
00:40:59,040 --> 00:40:59,840
From yourself.

688
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,620
And everybody out there in the mainframe.

689
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,320
I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

690
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,560
And if you've just tuned in.

691
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,880
And you've had a hard week.

692
00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:09,300
Relax.

693
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:11,440
Relax.

694
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,920
Veteran weed man.

695
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,700
Thank you very much.

696
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,220
If you've had a hard weekend.

697
00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:19,080
Relax.

698
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,580
This is your time for relaxing now before Monday.

699
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:30,920
How are you?

700
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,540
Donating.

701
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:31,640
Donating.

702
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:33,300
Wool.

703
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,540
Thank you very much, Wool.

704
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:37,760
I have to say I love a bit of wool.

705
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,980
Any chance I can get my hands on a bit of wool?

706
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,300
I'm there.

707
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,140
Second only to leather.

708
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,620
How are you getting there?

709
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:53,440
Day, senior quantity.

710
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:54,220
How are you?

711
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:55,600
Mamma duck.

712
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,720
Thank you very much, Mamma duck.

713
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,240
Good day, mate.

714
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:00,240
Good day.

715
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:00,240
Good day.

716
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:00,740
Good day.

717
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:00,740
Good day.

718
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:02,740
Good day.

719
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:02,860
Good day.

720
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,240
How are you getting there?

721
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,180
Anybody else want to get on the bus here?

722
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,020
Does anyone else hear that?

723
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,800
I think the people are...

724
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,120
Are ghost.

725
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:18,600
I think they're ghost.

726
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,060
I think they're ghost.

727
00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:22,100
I think they're ghost.

728
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:44,260
Hayes, thank you very much Hayes.

729
00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:51,720
Lovely bit of Hayes.

730
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,220
Now where are we going?

731
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:58,220
We're turning left.

732
00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:00,220
Bring back world news.

733
00:43:00,220 --> 00:43:04,320
Well, thank you very much for your kind hearted, generous donation.

734
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,240
I'm afraid I don't do the world news myself.

735
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,000
I drive bus and I feckin drive them well.

736
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,340
I drive them long and hard into the night.

737
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,240
But you can ask Francis, maybe he'll do it.

738
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,800
Thank you very much.

739
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,800
Appreciate it.

740
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Howdy.

741
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:26,300
It's great to have you.

742
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,300
Thank you very much.

743
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:32,300
I hope you're keeping well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

744
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:35,800
Get much pints in over the weekend I did, yeah.

745
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,800
I sank about 15 creamy screamers.

746
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,800
Anya.

747
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,800
Thank you very much, Anya.

748
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:51,300
I sank 15 creamy screamers.

749
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,800
A place of three and a half hours last night.

750
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,800
And I feel fantastic today.

751
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Thank you. Wrong bus stop. Thank you very much, Joe Doran.

752
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:23,800
Now we are at the wrong bus stop. Eddie Jordachian.

753
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:35,800
Thank you very much, Eddie Jordachian. I thought you were buried under the patio in Brookside.

754
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:41,800
Brookside. Fantastic soap opera there.

755
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:49,800
It was on Channel 4. Thank you very much, Wayne. It's great again. Wayne, yourself an Eddie.

756
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:57,800
And we've seen some lad with a foreign name earlier on. And it's great to have foreigners watching the show as well.

757
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:07,800
If you're out foreign, you're very welcome. You're sluggy iron. I took the wrong bleeding turn.

758
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:17,800
What the hell. There's going to be a lot of fecking about now.

759
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:25,800
From Kinsale to Kinkashla. From Kansas to Kilimanjaro. From London to the Lebanon. Even from Mayo to Mars.

760
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,800
London to Lebanon. Imagine that.

761
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800
What? I mean, yeah.

762
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800
Shit.

763
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800
You're doing a business donation with a Michael Comer.

764
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,800
From the App Store or from Google Play.

765
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Have you got your Radio Bingo book for next week?

766
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,800
Hey, doing a business donating.

767
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Tommy.

768
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,800
Yeah.

769
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Thank you very much, Tommy.

770
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,800
Nice.

771
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,800
I hope you're well. I'm going to try something a little bit cheeky here now, Tommy.

772
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,800
What can I do?

773
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,800
A fecking Turner.

774
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Turny Warner.

775
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,800
Shit.

776
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800
Should've done the Turner there.

777
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
Hey, you're a little donation.

778
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,800
Fuck it. I'm going to do it here.

779
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,800
Hey, you're a little donation.

780
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800
The grieving mole. Thank you, mate.

781
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,800
Hopefully you're not grieving for the loss of a mole that you might have had.

782
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,800
Unless it was a mole in a place that you don't like and you had it removed.

783
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,800
In which case, why would you be grieving?

784
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,800
You'll probably be jumping for joy.

785
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,800
Now,

786
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800
What are you doing a business donating?

787
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800
Jesus Malone, how are you?

788
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,800
Would you be Jesus Christ?

789
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Because it's the only Jesus I know.

790
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Unless Jesus Christ has come back,

791
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800
the second coming,

792
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,800
and he's actually changed his name to DeedPolo.

793
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,800
From Jesus Christ,

794
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,800
to Jesus Malone.

795
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,800
And, uh,

796
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,800
he just wants to keep the head down.

797
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,800
And live a quiet life.

798
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
Maybe you'll need me. How you getting that?

799
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,400
Hey, don't you miss donating?

800
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Brexit, how are ya? 420.

801
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400
Donating, yeah.

802
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,000
That's mine.

803
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,600
You're going on the 420 buzz after Brexit, huh? The Brexit?

804
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,400
The Brexit Brexit.

805
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,400
You'll be on the 420 buzz after that.

806
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,400
They'll have it legalised, I'd say.

807
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,400
Whoa! Hey, don't you miss donating?

808
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,200
Keltran, thank you very much Keltran.

809
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,200
That's mine.

810
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:24,000
Thank you very much Keltran, you cheeky lemur.

811
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:30,800
Hey Tommy, can you please wish my friend Niall Wallace a happy birthday?

812
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Niall Wallace. Happy 21st, you old snake in the bush.

813
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,800
Thank you very much, Tommy.

814
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,000
Oh yeah, now.

815
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:48,800
Tommy Mal Schullmanfell.

816
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,600
What a name.

817
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,600
What an incredible name.

818
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Some would say incredulous.

819
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,800
I don't think that name is real now.

820
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,600
I think you're trying to pull my leg.

821
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,600
Oh yeah.

822
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,600
Thank you very much for the donation.

823
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,600
Hey, don't have us a donating.

824
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,400
As well as any yokes.

825
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400
Hey, don't have us a donating, yeah.

826
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Well, I don't know.

827
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,400
You might have to ask everybody any yokes anyone.

828
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,000
I don't know.

829
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
How are you getting that?

830
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,600
I don't know.

831
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,600
I don't know.

832
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,600
I don't know.

833
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,600
I don't know.

834
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:36,000
Slug Guzzler 69 that's a cheeky number and that's a cheeky name thank you very much

835
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:47,020
Shlug Guzzler great weather great weather as long as it stays dry we'll be happy because it was seven

836
00:48:47,020 --> 00:49:12,520
seasons in one day today Mike thank you very much Mike mr. Oxlug first name Mike listening to us there's a man

837
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,440
for one man tonight is this the right stop to all of you as well is this the right shot it's the wrong

838
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:32,920
stop it's the wrong stop okay go okay go okay go yeah no thank you very much Janow thank you very much

839
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:54,340
you know it's up there in Michael Michael and Margaret up there in County Galway as well very best to all of you folks also and also we'd like to say hello there to Elsie McTighe and Teeth who sends her good wishes to some brave feet tonight to pierce her life been on from Galway looking forward to our showtime

840
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:59,260
thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much for joining us today

841
00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:04,180
thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much for joining the show I know Nicola Curnan very best regards to everybody from Tuber Curry

842
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,380
down that part of the Tipperary.

843
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,600
So we say goodnight to all of you down there tonight as well.

844
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:09,440
Very best regards.

845
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,980
And to Patricia Dooley.

846
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,460
Patricia.

847
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,500
Thank you very much there, Stephen Fallon.

848
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,200
Stephen Felletta.

849
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:17,560
Curry to be at Dublin in the football.

850
00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:18,880
I don't know what you're all about.

851
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,880
That's him from Patricia Dooley there tonight,

852
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,920
sending her good wishes to us as well.

853
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,060
And thank you, Patricia, for joining the show.

854
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,340
Nicola Curran, very best regards to everybody.

855
00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:27,660
How you doing?

856
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:28,720
Tomber Curran.

857
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,460
Good to have you with us, Nicola.

858
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,120
Noelle Keegan, ready and waiting.

859
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:35,240
I don't know what you're doing.

860
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:35,800
I don't know what you're doing.

861
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,900
I don't know what you're doing.

862
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:37,360
I don't know what you're doing.

863
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,440
I don't know what you're doing.

864
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,740
Wool, thank you very much, Wool.

865
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,620
And Catheryn Healy is what is in North London.

866
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,240
And she's the Capricorn woman.

867
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,640
So hello to you from Waterford as well.

868
00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:49,920
And thanks, Catherine, for tuning our way tonight.

869
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,600
I mentioned Cairn there a few moments ago.

870
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:52,940
He said, I was expecting that.

871
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,540
Yeah, all the loyal listeners at home and abroad

872
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,040
will be joining you for the usual Sunday night show

873
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,480
around the country and around the world.

874
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,580
Thank you, Cairn, for sharing.

875
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,120
That's coming with us as well.

876
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,860
And hello to you, Michal and Patsy,

877
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:08,940
tuned in here in tune.

878
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:10,400
Looking forward to your show as always.

879
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:12,060
That's in from Anne O'Brien there.

880
00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:13,260
Thank you so much indeed, Anne,

881
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,420
for your kind wishes to us as well.

882
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:16,080
And one more.

883
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:18,000
It's Pat Stokes down there in Balmullet.

884
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,340
Thanks, Pat, very much indeed,

885
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:21,180
for your kind wishes to us as well.

886
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,000
Here's a lovely song from Pat Jordan.

887
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,700
Pat originally from over in Wicklow.

888
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,860
He's lived in Manchester for many years,

889
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,460
in front of the band called Finian's Rainbow,

890
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,540
and he's very much involved with the sponsors of our show there,

891
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,720
Enjoy Travel as well.

892
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,480
So here's Pat with a lovely, lovely country song from him.

893
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,040
One called, You're a Phone Call,

894
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:40,460
that I need to make.

895
00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:47,460
Oh.

896
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:51,380
Stand clear.

897
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:52,380
The doors are open.

898
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:53,300
Oh, he isn't today anyway.

899
00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:55,380
Stand clear.

900
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:56,600
The doors are open.

901
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,500
Stand clear.

902
00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:00,620
The doors are closed.

903
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,180
Oh.

904
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:03,840
One straggler.

905
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:04,900
The doors are closed.

906
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,060
We got a straggler.

907
00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:21,300
14 euro 60 change thank you 246 8 10 24 60 look

908
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:39,300
oh traffic is heavy today now awful heavy traffic today now very very heavy traffic today now

909
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:48,600
very heavy traffic lots and lots of traffic there today now i've never seen such a high volume of

910
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:57,500
traffic in my life very heavy traffic on the road today actually a lot of traffic on the road to be

911
00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:07,860
honest with you compared to the usual day this isn't usual a lot of traffic on the road as well

912
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:13,320
very heavy oh yeah now woeful traffic

913
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:29,360
this will be the this will be the way now in brexit there'll be border checks and it'll be

914
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:37,680
traffic and feckin military it's going to be an absolute feckin nightmare but i tell you something

915
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:46,620
i'm going for the double license i'm going for the european and the brit and i'll do wield them

916
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,300
means i'll be able to go across the fucking schengen into

917
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:56,740
uk zones and pick up uk passengers and then maybe i'll bring them back over here

918
00:53:56,740 --> 00:54:00,260
and i'll be like

919
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:03,780
sorry i can't go back to the uk because i haven't got the license

920
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:08,760
and slowly but surely i'll steal everybody and bring them home

921
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:15,860
only mess now that that's an offense it's illegal i do a lot of prison time for that

922
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:24,520
kidnapping i'd say that you'd go down for kidnapping i'd say

923
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:29,720
you might be able to explain your motives and reasons to the judge and jury but

924
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:36,540
at the end of the day it's at the end of the day when you steal someone that's kidnapping

925
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:55,720
that's my stuff now let's uh see where else are we away to here um one here it says uh uh you have

926
00:54:55,720 --> 00:55:01,620
what um michael could you please play a request for a very special mother and grandmother loretta

927
00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:06,620
carney from shanvahara in knock a very special person whom we hold dear in our hearts and she

928
00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:13,840
listens uh to your show uh hopefully every night show on midwest a passenger is listening to music

929
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:20,700
really loud or my native town drumlish all our love from the carney family so hello to all of you

930
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:25,780
there for that lovely lovely message and especially a shout out for loretta who is tuned away there in

931
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:38,540
have you heard this have you heard this guy now turn it down oh sorry yeah turn it down you will do

932
00:55:38,540 --> 00:55:46,320
what oh here you go check check for tickets as well here any schoon bags of course here you go

933
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:46,960
Shcumbags?

934
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,220
Any shcumbags on the bus?

935
00:55:50,540 --> 00:55:52,120
Any shcumbags on the bus?

936
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:55,320
Tickets, please.

937
00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:58,300
Tickets, please.

938
00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,340
Any shcumbags?

939
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:02,160
Are you a shcumbag?

940
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,080
Are you a shcumbag?

941
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:05,860
Are you a shcumbag?

942
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:06,240
Are you?

943
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,300
Are you a shcumbag?

944
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,980
Well, very good, everyone.

945
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,580
Very, very happy with that.

946
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:22,220
I just did a check there of everyone on the bus, and I'm very happy to report there are zero, yes, zero shcumbags on board.

947
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,740
Thank you very much for travelling with Shlogaran.

948
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:30,300
We endeavour to get you to your place before other people.

949
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:39,420
Just a quick reminder there now that you're born alone, and you'll die alone.

950
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,380
Thank you.

951
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:45,820
How was my...

952
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,320
No.

953
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,960
Are you doing a bit of donating?

954
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,120
Asher Locker, thank you very much, Asher Locker.

955
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,320
That's my...

956
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,260
Very, very kind of you.

957
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:00,720
I hope you are well.

958
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,640
And having a lovely time...

959
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,440
...aboard Shlogaran.

960
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,080
Shlarken. Thank you very much, Shlarken.

961
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,960
I need several tickets, please.

962
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,480
No, you'd want a...

963
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:24,900
A single...

964
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:25,680
A single...

965
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,940
Or three single tickets.

966
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,700
Three single student tickets.

967
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:34,920
Are you doing a bit of donating?

968
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,160
Are you doing a bit of donating?

969
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:38,520
Yeah.

970
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,380
Anaconda G. Thank you very much, Anaconda G.

971
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,880
How you getting that?

972
00:57:45,880 --> 00:58:14,740
No problem. How are ya? Regular ticket. Single. Regular. And a one. Hosier. Thank you very much Hosier. Duration. Single. Type. Student. Quantity. And a student. And a one. Lot of students today. Must be a college day.

973
00:58:14,740 --> 00:58:42,160
Mary Lester, thank you very much. And you want a single type regular quantity. Now, thank you. And you love pints. Thank you very much.

974
00:58:42,160 --> 00:59:10,120
Your ace, single type regular quantity too. Single, a regular, and a two-er. And we print those babies off. You have the money. You're looking in the pockets. You do. You had something in the pocket, you know, anyway. Hoof helped it. You got me again. Hoof, you got me again. Why would your name even be Hoof? None such a name exists.

975
00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:26,620
How are you getting that? You'll never get me again. I promise. I promise. Thank you very much, Raul Queen. Thank you very much. That's mine. Thank you very much.

976
00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:52,480
Now, how are you? Single. Regular. And a one. Two-four-six. Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome aboard the Bus of Dreams, everybody. Don't feckin' try and get ham for free.

977
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:59,520
Because I'll get you. Welcome. Welcome to Schlugger. How are you getting ham? What's she got her hand down her skirt for?

978
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:10,840
Are you doing a busy donatin'? This is a family bus. Can you take the hand away? Can you take the hand away? Can you take the hand away? Yeah. That's mine. Look at the hand down there. Thank you very much there, somebody who donated. I missed you.

979
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,640
I think.

980
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,960
How you doing a bit of donating?

981
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,320
I'm Michael Cummins.

982
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,520
Thank you very much, Michael Cummins.

983
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,540
How you doing a bit of donating, yeah.

984
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:28,960
Thomas, thank you for all the extra listeners.

985
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,980
Plenty of euro in the pocket.

986
01:00:31,180 --> 01:00:33,720
You're accredited to your family, your parish and county.

987
01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:35,100
All the best, Michael.

988
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,080
Thank you very much, Michael.

989
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,640
Very, very kind of you.

990
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,860
She needs to put the hands back in the...

991
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:40,600
Where I can see them.

992
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:41,780
It's a family bus.

993
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,960
How you doing a bit of donating?

994
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,720
Brennan's bread is bread.

995
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,820
Thank you very much.

996
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:49,120
That's mine.

997
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:50,620
Thank you very much.

998
01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:56,100
How are you getting?

999
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:00,740
I just want to ask any other women there with the hands on the skirts.

1000
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,360
Can you keep that now?

1001
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,900
I don't have a bit of donating.

1002
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,000
This is a family bus.

1003
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:08,160
I don't have a bit of donating.

1004
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:10,400
We just don't want that on the bus.

1005
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:11,620
Thank you.

1006
01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:13,180
Thank you very much, Gavin.

1007
01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:15,000
That was a little...

1008
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,280
That was a little message for anybody who's on the bus playing with themselves.

1009
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:20,380
So that just needed to be said, you know.

1010
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,820
How you doing a bit of donating?

1011
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,000
Thank you, Mo.

1012
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:27,780
Mo Farah.

1013
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,040
How you doing a bit of donating?

1014
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,880
I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester.

1015
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,580
I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester.

1016
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:37,240
Oh, uh...

1017
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,420
Doors closing.

1018
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,400
Steing clear.

1019
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:40,560
The doors are closing.

1020
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:43,680
Steing clear.

1021
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:44,800
The doors are closing.

1022
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:45,460
Fucking hell.

1023
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:46,820
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1024
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:46,820
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1025
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:46,820
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1026
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:46,820
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1027
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:46,860
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1028
01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:46,920
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1029
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:46,940
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1030
01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:48,820
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1031
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:49,320
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1032
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:49,860
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1033
01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:50,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1034
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:50,860
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1035
01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:51,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1036
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:52,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1037
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1038
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1039
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1040
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1041
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1042
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1043
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1044
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1045
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1046
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1047
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1048
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1049
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1050
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1051
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1052
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1053
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1054
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1055
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,360
He came out of nowhere, that book.

1056
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:17,360
I don't know when Francis decides to take the show on the road again, whenever that is.

1057
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,360
I don't know.

1058
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,360
I am at his behest.

1059
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,360
I help him along.

1060
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,360
But I don't know.

1061
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,360
It's all down to him.

1062
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,360
You'll have to wash him the next time he's on a stream.

1063
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,360
Like and subscribe.

1064
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,360
Coach Turkey, thank you.

1065
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,360
Coach Turkey.

1066
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:54,620
I don't know. I'm trying to screen these names. I'm doing a Michael Cummins on it. I'm trying to screen the names before I see them. Slugger lover, thank you. Very, very kind of you, Slugger.

1067
01:02:54,620 --> 01:03:24,600
That's mine. Lovely evening for a bit of buzz. I don't have a bit of donating. Gavin Mac, how are you? I don't have a bit of donating. Gavin Mac Sack. That's mine. There's no looking back. Ran a red light. Indicator on while driving straight. I didn't run a red light. I thought it was.

1068
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:53,540
Gavin Mac Sack. There's no looking back. Beer soup. Thank you very much, beer soup. That's mine. Very kind of you. I'm a little bit now rattled because somebody got me to say the words droopy cock and it was spelled Drew as in Andrew.

1069
01:03:53,540 --> 01:04:06,040
Oh. And that lad there now, he wants me to say his name. Jack. But I'm not going to, Mr. Mehoff. First name Jack. Second name Mehoff.

1070
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:11,160
Sure me. You need to try harder than that. Because Mehoff is not a name.

1071
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:13,900
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1072
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,540
I'm a bit of donating. Yeah.

1073
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:27,940
Tash. Tash. Tash mash. That's okay. Thank you very much, Tash mash. I'm okay with that. You're okay with that. We're all okay with that.

1074
01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:30,880
Johnny up the bear there. He is okay with that.

1075
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:33,720
Thank you very much.

1076
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:34,940
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1077
01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:36,680
Tommy Miller.

1078
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,080
Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah.

1079
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,760
Stateside. Thank you very much.

1080
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,080
That's mine.

1081
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,500
Now we'll drop off a few boys here.

1082
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,460
Stop coming up now, boys.

1083
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,400
Get ready, everybody.

1084
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,340
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1085
01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:57,540
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1086
01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:01,840
Now, big hello to the big buck buckley.

1087
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,320
Says Tash.

1088
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,720
Baby buck going mad in a field.

1089
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:08,960
The big buck.

1090
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:09,840
2018.

1091
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,980
Don't know what that means, but fair play to me.

1092
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,640
How are you getting that?

1093
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,460
Thank you for the tip, Katie, Tashy, and Sophie.

1094
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,460
For a slugger lover.

1095
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,360
And will you keep the toe on her, says Gavin?

1096
01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:24,920
I will.

1097
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:29,260
Coach Turkey says, any chance you give no truth by worn out a spin on the radio?

1098
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,600
No truth by worn out. I don't know about that now.

1099
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:34,300
I don't know.

1100
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,740
Brennan's bread says Joe is a bit of a bad cunt.

1101
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,900
I apologize for that.

1102
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:42,000
I'm reading these off the top of the head, so I cannot...

1103
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,320
I cannot screen them.

1104
01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:46,460
Shout out to Jimmer in the Jameson factory, please, says Jimmer.

1105
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,740
Well, welcome to the galaxy.

1106
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,640
Welcome to the galaxy.

1107
01:05:53,880 --> 01:06:13,920
How are you getting that?

1108
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:28,060
for that. How you getting that? Declan Higgins. Thank you very much Declan Higgins. Very very

1109
01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:34,900
kind of your dick. And thank you very much for keeping this slug on the road, so to speak.

1110
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:43,580
How you getting that? I'm loving this route. It's a fantastic route. I hope. Who is that

1111
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:50,240
now? Dermot Connolly. Thank you. I hope this route isn't a reverse loop job, because we'll

1112
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:57,640
be here all feckin' night with 20-odd shtabs. Blanket on the Ground by Billy Joe Spears.

1113
01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:02,460
When the tunes get going, please, Tommy. Thanks for making the prospect of the alarm clock in

1114
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:08,720
the morning that wee bit less miserable. Well, I hope to be a little bit more charming than

1115
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:12,780
the sound of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning. And that is a great insult you could

1116
01:07:12,780 --> 01:07:19,440
ever bestow upon your worst enemy. You do this in the heat of the moment. You know what,

1117
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:25,440
man? You've got all the charm of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning. I'll see you later.

1118
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:34,440
Then walk away. Walk away. And let them ruminate on that one. Let them ruminate on that. That'll

1119
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,960
hurt. That'll cut to the bone, that, because they'll have to think about it. By the time they've

1120
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:44,620
thought about it, you're out the feckin' doorway. And they'll be like, "Who is that?" I wish I was like them.

1121
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:51,280
I wish I had something to say at the end of a feckin' sentence and a sore little button on the scene. Like him. Or her.

1122
01:07:51,280 --> 01:08:01,940
Ladies can use that too. Ladies can use that too. Now! Let's spin this bus into the feckin' fo- the thoroughfare of life.

1123
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:15,600
And snake into this bus stop. Like a liquid bus. Just pouring liquid into the road. Beautiful. Absolutely. Beautastic.

1124
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:34,260
Jack! Jack! Guff! Thank you very much, Jack! Guff! Very, very kind of you. And very nice.

1125
01:08:34,260 --> 01:08:41,260
Now, who have we got here? Mr. Magoo, how are you? Let's go. Let's go, Dishgo. Judith, Phil and Lauren. What an absolute pleasure it is to have Judith, Phil and Lauren as passengers. On this, my maiden voyage.

1126
01:08:41,260 --> 01:09:10,200
Mr Magoo, how are you? Let's go, let's go Disco. Judith, Phil and Lauren. What an absolute pleasure it is to have Judith, Phil and Lauren as passengers on this, my maiden voyage, on the compressed natural gas bus, which we're using at the moment, instead of diesel.

1127
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:37,140
The Skyboy Brennan, thank you. Skyboy, thank you very much Skyboy. But this is a compressed natural gas bus. At first I thought, why would you run a bus on gas? It could explode, but apparently it will not explode. I've been guaranteed that. Thank you Anonymous too. Very very kind of thing. Put the tunes on. Amarillo.

1128
01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,140
And Marie with me.

1129
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:47,080
I mean, I said my baby.

1130
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,020
Me the way to our

1131
01:09:50,260 --> 01:09:54,220
movie. And treat Marie with me.

1132
01:09:54,220 --> 01:10:08,220
*Sings*

1133
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:14,220
*Sings*

1134
01:10:14,220 --> 01:10:18,220
*Sings*

1135
01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:38,220
*Sings*

1136
01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:42,220
*Sings*

1137
01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:44,220
*Sings*

1138
01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:46,220
No!

1139
01:10:46,220 --> 01:10:55,200
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

1140
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,220
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1141
01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:04,940
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

1142
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:09,380
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

1143
01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:15,140
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

1144
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:19,560
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1145
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,020
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

1146
01:11:44,060 --> 01:11:45,900
Film a cracker.

1147
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:46,900
Up!

1148
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:58,140
Ever in this country without a shadow of a doubt so that's on the 15th of September over in Westport and tickets are available there at the Plaza Hotel

1149
01:11:58,140 --> 01:12:00,140
beside the casco at all

1150
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:04,520
These people now they're getting me they're getting me down

1151
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,080
Siobhan thank you

1152
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,220
Also like to say hello to Breach

1153
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,800
Thaamay a geishtat Michal

1154
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,660
Pesh an keol allan go leir anacht

1155
01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:17,220
Go i ghar thar banna an darheen

1156
01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:20,220
I can't believe it

1157
01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:23,220
Pesh anubis ronee

1158
01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:25,220
Here is the place

1159
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:27,220
Thank you very much here

1160
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:29,220
Thank you very much here

1161
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,220
Pesh anubis ronee

1162
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:33,220
Thank you very much there

1163
01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:35,220
Pesh anubis ronee

1164
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:37,220
Inanubis ronee

1165
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:39,220
Thank you very much there

1166
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:41,220
Inanubis ronee

1167
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:43,220
Thank you very much there

1168
01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:45,220
Anonymous

1169
01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:47,220
Very kind of you

1170
01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:49,220
Yeah

1171
01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:49,220
Very kind of you

1172
01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:51,220
Congratulations to Bavaria

1173
01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:53,220
Lovely bit of speed on this road now

1174
01:12:53,220 --> 01:12:55,220
This is one of my favourite bits of road

1175
01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:57,220
It's a great bit of road

1176
01:12:57,220 --> 01:12:59,220
I'm a little came back and filled in a few potholes last year

1177
01:12:59,220 --> 01:13:01,220
It's a great smooth ride

1178
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:03,220
Liquid liquid smooth

1179
01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:05,220
Delivery

1180
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:05,220
Delivery

1181
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:09,220
Dermot Lopez

1182
01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:11,220
Big shout out to Dermot Lopez

1183
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,220
Of Dermot Lopez productions

1184
01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:15,220
Check him out on YouTube

1185
01:13:15,220 --> 01:13:17,220
Throw him a slug sription

1186
01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:19,220
He is the low

1187
01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:21,220
The low peesian

1188
01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:23,220
He's great

1189
01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:25,220
A lonee

1190
01:13:25,220 --> 01:13:27,220
A lonee

1191
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:29,220
A lonee

1192
01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:30,220
A lonee

1193
01:13:30,220 --> 01:13:31,220
Wayne how are ya

1194
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:33,220
Big shout out to you Wayne

1195
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:35,220
And all the cows

1196
01:13:35,220 --> 01:13:37,220
Out there in

1197
01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:39,220
Clone pad

1198
01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,220
Whoa! Oh no!

1199
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:47,220
Hey, the universe is donating.

1200
01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:50,220
Hey, the universe is donating. Yeah.

1201
01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:52,220
That's my...

1202
01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,220
You're fucked?

1203
01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:59,220
Oh yeah, man.

1204
01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:03,220
Sorry about that now.

1205
01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:08,220
Hey, the universe is donating.

1206
01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:10,220
Hey, the universe is donating.

1207
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,220
Sorry about that now, people on the bus.

1208
01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:14,220
We just ran over somebody.

1209
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:18,220
But I think we might have got away with it.

1210
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:20,220
So we'll carry on.

1211
01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:21,220
All the best.

1212
01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:22,220
Thank you very much.

1213
01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:24,220
Best luck.

1214
01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:27,220
Just to remind you, there's no smoking on the bus.

1215
01:14:27,220 --> 01:14:29,220
No smoking on the back of the bus.

1216
01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,220
You can open the windows out here.

1217
01:14:31,220 --> 01:14:33,220
I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it.

1218
01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:35,220
No drinking or droghing down the back.

1219
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,220
Family's on the bus.

1220
01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:38,220
Thank you.

1221
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,220
Thank you.

1222
01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:43,220
Kill someone.

1223
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:45,220
Kill someone again.

1224
01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:46,220
It's an awful shame.

1225
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,220
There's really nothing I can do about it.

1226
01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:48,220
I'm afraid.

1227
01:14:48,220 --> 01:14:49,220
Fanny, how are you?

1228
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:50,220
That's mine.

1229
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,220
Big shout out to you, Fanny.

1230
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:52,220
And all the schmellers.

1231
01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:53,220
Down there.

1232
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:54,220
Including the crack.

1233
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:55,220
This parking position is just.

1234
01:14:55,220 --> 01:14:56,220
Stand here.

1235
01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:57,220
The doors are opening.

1236
01:14:57,220 --> 01:14:58,220
Stand here.

1237
01:14:58,220 --> 01:14:59,220
The doors are opening.

1238
01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:00,220
Stand here.

1239
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,220
The doors are opening.

1240
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:02,220
One ticket please.

1241
01:15:02,220 --> 01:15:03,220
How are you getting on?

1242
01:15:03,220 --> 01:15:04,220
A day senior.

1243
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:22,460
the doors are open how are you getting on a day senior and you've got a day senior pass don't wear

1244
01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:33,800
it out how you doing now lovely haircut hairdos and hairdons I'm only miss D type regular - no

1245
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:47,120
problem two tickets 12:40 and that'll be 760 back in your pocket have a nice time hello how are you you a

1246
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:54,800
student you are you have the money though you must have a grant you have the money for the bus you must

1247
01:15:54,800 --> 01:16:03,380
have a student grant I was saying is you have the money for the bus how are you doing here well what's the show you're coming from work you look like you

1248
01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:16,700
work in an office regular day no problemo two tickets to paradise 12:40 back in your pocket or to me I'll bet you bad see you later

1249
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:20,120
Staying clear, the doors are closing.

1250
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:21,120
Oh.

1251
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,080
Staying clear, the doors are closing.

1252
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,080
Staying clear, the doors are closing.

1253
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,080
Thank you very much, Weejo.

1254
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,080
That's mine.

1255
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,080
I hope you are well.

1256
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,660
And it's great to say your name.

1257
01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:40,560
Reminds me of old times when this bus started going.

1258
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,800
Or even before it started, you were on the Francis Street.

1259
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,520
Oh, another.

1260
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,520
Whoa.

1261
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,520
Daredevil Granny.

1262
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,420
50 ways to kill your granny.

1263
01:16:51,420 --> 01:16:52,420
She's at it again, look.

1264
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,420
The fuck out the way.

1265
01:16:54,420 --> 01:17:08,420
Sorry there now, bit of road rage.

1266
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,420
Oh yeah, no.

1267
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:14,340
You're experiencing a tiny touch of road rage.

1268
01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:16,340
I don't have a bit of donating.

1269
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:20,240
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1270
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,240
Tess, thank you very much, Tess.

1271
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,240
Very, very, very kind of you.

1272
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,240
Big shout out to you, Tess.

1273
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:31,240
And all the tickles of Ballybollocks out there in the mainframe.

1274
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1275
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1276
01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:35,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1277
01:17:35,140 --> 01:17:36,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1278
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1279
01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:38,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1280
01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:39,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1281
01:17:39,140 --> 01:17:40,140
Yeah.

1282
01:17:40,140 --> 01:17:41,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1283
01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:42,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1284
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:43,140
Yeah.

1285
01:17:43,140 --> 01:17:44,140
I don't have a bit of donating.

1286
01:17:44,140 --> 01:17:45,140
Yeah.

1287
01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:48,040
Thank you very much for that.

1288
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,040
Taffin.

1289
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,040
Maybe you shouldn't be living here.

1290
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:57,040
Now let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

1291
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,040
Let's go, let's go.

1292
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,040
We don't have a bit of donating.

1293
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,040
We don't have a bit of donating.

1294
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,040
Yeah.

1295
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,040
Thank you very much, we.

1296
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,040
I hope you are well.

1297
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:09,040
I hope that you are having a blast of a time.

1298
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,040
Thank you very much.

1299
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:13,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1300
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:14,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1301
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1302
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:16,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1303
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1304
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,040
Rest in peace.

1305
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,040
Rest in peace lady pedestrian.

1306
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,040
Everybody.

1307
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:21,040
Remember to take your shite.

1308
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1309
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1310
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:24,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1311
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1312
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1313
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:27,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1314
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:28,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1315
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1316
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1317
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1318
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1319
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1320
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1321
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:35,040
Remember to take your shite.

1322
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1323
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:37,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1324
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1325
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:39,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1326
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:40,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1327
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1328
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1329
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1330
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1331
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:45,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1332
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:46,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1333
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1334
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1335
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1336
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1337
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1338
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:52,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1339
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:53,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1340
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:54,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1341
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1342
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1343
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1344
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1345
01:18:58,040 --> 01:18:59,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1346
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1347
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1348
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1349
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1350
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1351
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1352
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1353
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1354
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1355
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1356
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1357
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1358
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:12,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1359
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:13,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1360
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1361
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1362
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1363
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1364
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:18,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1365
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1366
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1367
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:21,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1368
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:22,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1369
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1370
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1371
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1372
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1373
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1374
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1375
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:29,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1376
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1377
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1378
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1379
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1380
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1381
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:35,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1382
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1383
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:37,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1384
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1385
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1386
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1387
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:41,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1388
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:42,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1389
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1390
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1391
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1392
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1393
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1394
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1395
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1396
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:50,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1397
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1398
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1399
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1400
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:54,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1401
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1402
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1403
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:57,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1404
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1405
01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1406
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1407
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1408
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1409
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1410
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1411
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1412
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1413
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:07,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1414
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1415
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1416
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:10,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1417
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1418
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,040
I don't have a bit of donating.

1419
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,040
Thank you very much Validrim.

1420
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,040
Thank you very much Validrim.

1421
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:19,040
Thank you very much Valid.

1422
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,040
I hope I'm getting these names right now.

1423
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,040
It's a tough situation.

1424
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:29,040
It's a tough situation to be driving and texting at the same time.

1425
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:30,040
It's illegal.

1426
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,040
It's fucking illegal to be doing that anyways.

1427
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,040
It's a little bit of donating.

1428
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,040
Jimmy Flanagan, how are you?

1429
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,040
Thank you very much Jimmy.

1430
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:40,040
I hope you're keeping well Jimmy.

1431
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:42,040
Hope you're keeping well.

1432
01:20:42,040 --> 01:21:04,540
keeping well. Roger how are you? Thank you very much big shout out to you Roger. I hope you're keeping well Roger and say hello to the rest of the Boyas family out there in Roger Town.

1433
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:33,460
How are you getting that? You are completely donation. You are completely donation. Michael. Mickey. Mickey. How are the hunts? Eh? Thank you very much. It's great to have you here. And thank you very much for taking Schluggeron as your preferred mode of transportation on a Sunday night into the following week.

1434
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:42,740
Schluggeron. Schluggeron. Schluggeron lover. Thank you very much. Very very kind of you.

1435
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:59,800
You've no turn coming up here. I think the bush station here is in the industrial sector so. Are you doing a bit of donating? Dan Daly how are you by? Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah. That's mine.

1436
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:21,520
I hope you're keeping well and having a great Sunday evening. Big big look. Big big look. Great look. Big look. Best of luck to you. Sorry there guys. Sorry about that everybody.

1437
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:34,740
I just needed to go out here into the mainframe to tell you that I had a brain fart there. I couldn't speak. You have to watch out for that and make sure you drink plenty of water as well. Otherwise you too might end up in a brain fart situation.

1438
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:41,820
I don't have a bit of donating. You don't know what the feck you're saying. I don't have a bit of donating. Yeah. That's mine.

1439
01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:46,560
B is for bollocks. And if you don't watch out, I'll fucking smash them.

1440
01:22:50,400 --> 01:23:00,420
Oh. Are you doing a bit of donating? Big slugger. How are you?

1441
01:23:00,420 --> 01:23:07,120
You're doing a bit of donating. Yeah. That's mine. Thank you very much, big slugger. You old snake in a box.

1442
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:18,160
You old snake in a bag. Wouldn't be awful cruel to put a snake in a bag now.

1443
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,820
I see we've got the next time coming up.

1444
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,460
Question and message.

1445
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:26,900
Tommy, have you ever been in love?

1446
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,700
Strike me as a man who's had his heart broken more than his fair share tales about it.

1447
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:37,240
Well, if these shoes could talk, they'd tell you a lot of tales about the dance halls.

1448
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:42,480
And the jigging and the jiving that used to go on.

1449
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:43,940
The spinning.

1450
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,760
Then the waltz back home.

1451
01:23:51,780 --> 01:23:52,180
You know.

1452
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:55,680
The carton, the love, the romance.

1453
01:23:58,580 --> 01:23:59,020
Yeah.

1454
01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:00,460
Years.

1455
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:07,420
Sometimes it doesn't go out the way that you planned it like, you know.

1456
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:11,320
Sometimes there's a sting in the tail.

1457
01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:13,480
The love bumblebee.

1458
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,000
You have to watch out for that as well.

1459
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:17,280
You know, prepare yourself for that.

1460
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:19,960
It's not all fun and games and dance floors.

1461
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:22,620
Yeah.

1462
01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:28,300
There can be a bit of tumultuous situations going on as well, you know.

1463
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:38,220
She broke my fucking heart.

1464
01:24:38,860 --> 01:24:42,060
How are you getting there?

1465
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,420
Now, we're nearly at the bus stop here.

1466
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:45,440
Now, we're nearly at the bus stop here.

1467
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:50,420
We'll be able to slug it in nice and sensuously.

1468
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,460
Sensu...

1469
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:52,340
Sensuosity.

1470
01:24:52,340 --> 01:24:59,360
The sensuosity of the way this bus is going to slug into the garage is going to be unparalleled.

1471
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:00,380
Unparalleled.

1472
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:18,820
Oh Brian's wine's Rathmines, how are ya? I wouldn't be going as far as Rathmines for a bottle of wine. I wouldn't be fecking drinking wine. But if I did, I'd probably go down to you. Or if I was going the distance, I'd probably have to baggage street wines.

1473
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:47,400
Are you doing a business donat'n? They have the, oh, connoisseur stuff. Are you doing a business donat'n? I got the hell off the way. Schlugger, thank you. Whoa! Ah! Killed someone again on the last situation. Fuck it. Are you doing a business donat'n? Boo. Are you doing a business donat'n? Thank you very much, boo.

1474
01:25:47,400 --> 01:26:10,400
This is an absolute nightmare. Look at this. I'm just gonna go in. I'm gonna, come on you cunts. For for fuck's sake.

1475
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:10,900
Jake!

1476
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,900
They're not gonna stop.

1477
01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:21,400
This green truck isn't getting in.

1478
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:23,900
Go go go go go go go go go!

1479
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:25,900
Cheers!

1480
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:27,400
Good luck!

1481
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:31,900
Fucking hell!

1482
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:34,900
Total gridlock.

1483
01:26:34,900 --> 01:26:36,400
Do you remember that Lil Tadford?

1484
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,900
The lads down in Jamaica.

1485
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,900
Oh god it's total...

1486
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:42,400
I'm...

1487
01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:45,900
I wanna try and do the accent but I don't as well because it could be racist.

1488
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,400
But I'll do an impression with... in my own accent.

1489
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:50,900
Oh man!

1490
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:52,900
It's total gridlock.

1491
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:55,400
But I'll show ya.

1492
01:26:56,900 --> 01:26:57,900
I'll show ya now.

1493
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,400
The Sila Kangaroo.

1494
01:27:01,900 --> 01:27:02,900
Thank you very much.

1495
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:04,900
Oh we picked up all the litter.

1496
01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:06,900
We picked the litter up so we should be okay.

1497
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,900
I'm not gonna be able to get out of that door.

1498
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:10,400
Fick.

1499
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:12,900
Turn this off.

1500
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:18,400
Okay.

1501
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:22,400
Oh I am.

1502
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,400
Great stuff.

1503
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:24,400
Great stuff.

1504
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400
Great stuff.

1505
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:30,400
Are you doing a business donating?

1506
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,400
Jack Fair.

1507
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,400
Are you doing a business donating now?

1508
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,400
Now that is a name I know.

1509
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,400
Far and wide.

1510
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,900
You're verified in the Schlug book.

1511
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:40,900
I know that you're not a trick name.

1512
01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:42,900
You're a good guy.

1513
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:45,900
But unfortunately the facts and figures...

1514
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:47,900
Are speaking.

1515
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,900
Words that...

1516
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,900
Words more than I could ever say at the moment.

1517
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:54,400
As Jack Fair asked the question.

1518
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,400
Do the bodies ever weigh on the all conscious?

1519
01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:58,900
Conscience.

1520
01:27:58,900 --> 01:27:59,400
Schlug.

1521
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,400
Well Jack.

1522
01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:02,900
Not particularly no.

1523
01:28:02,900 --> 01:28:03,900
I can sleep easy at night.

1524
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,400
But I tell you something.

1525
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,400
When I see the balance book at the end of the journey.

1526
01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:08,400
Like that.

1527
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:10,400
And I had...

1528
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,400
I have to go by the rules.

1529
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:12,400
I killed them.

1530
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,400
And in the eyes of the law.

1531
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,400
I owe that money.

1532
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:15,400
And then...

1533
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:16,400
I have to go by the rules.

1534
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:17,400
Because it's...

1535
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,400
They died on the...

1536
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:18,400
The roads.

1537
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,400
I killed them.

1538
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,400
And in the eyes of the law.

1539
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:21,400
I owe that money.

1540
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:22,400
And then...

1541
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,400
I have to go by the rules.

1542
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:24,400
And then...

1543
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,400
I have to go by the rules.

1544
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:26,400
Because it's...

1545
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,400
They died on the...

1546
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,400
The roads.

1547
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:29,400
I killed them.

1548
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:30,400
And in the eyes of the law.

1549
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,400
I owe that money.

1550
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:32,400
And then...

1551
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:33,400
I have to go by the rules.

1552
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:34,400
Because it's...

1553
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,400
They died on the...

1554
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,400
The roads.

1555
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,400
I killed them.

1556
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,400
And in the eyes of the law.

1557
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,400
I owe that money.

1558
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,400
I owed that money.

1559
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:41,400
And then...

1560
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:42,400
Collision.

1561
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:43,400
12,000 euro.

1562
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,400
12 grand.

1563
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,400
What did I hit?

1564
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:47,400
Do you know?

1565
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:49,400
It was a fucking punto.

1566
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:55,400
It might have been a bit of whiplash or something to the person in...

1567
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,400
In the car as well but...

1568
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,400
It's a fucking hair dryer.

1569
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:01,400
And then you see a red light.

1570
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,400
250 euro.

1571
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,400
How are you getting that?

1572
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,400
Red light district.

1573
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,400
That's what that...

1574
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:07,400
That's...

1575
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,400
It's a complete...

1576
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,400
Fucking...

1577
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,400
Disaster of a drive.

1578
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:14,400
And...

1579
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,400
Are you getting that?

1580
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:16,400
I'm not really...

1581
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,400
Too sure whether or not IKEA are gonna continue a sponsorship...

1582
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:20,400
After that.

1583
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,400
85% of unlocked bus stops...

1584
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:29,400
Should be on routes which generate income with drivers.

1585
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,400
Okay.

1586
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,400
Let's have a look.

1587
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,400
No.

1588
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,400
Thank you very much Jack Farr.

1589
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,400
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1590
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:40,400
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1591
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,400
Yeah.

1592
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,400
That's my...

1593
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:43,400
Thank you very much question.

1594
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:46,400
Has McGregor ever tried to throw hands at you?

1595
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:47,400
No he hasn't.

1596
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:48,400
But he's...

1597
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,400
He's never offered me any whiskey.

1598
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,400
But I...

1599
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:54,400
It'd be very hard for me to turn down any sort of whiskey to be honest.

1600
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:56,400
Yeah.

1601
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:57,400
I'll fucking drink any piss.

1602
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:58,400
To be honest.

1603
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,400
As long as it's on the...

1604
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,400
As long as it's in front of me I'll drink it.

1605
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:30,220
As long as it's in front of me I'll drink it. It doesn't leave me with much options. As long as it's in front of me I'll drink it. Alcoholism. I cannot stop.

1606
01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:59,680
I can stop now though for work you know because it's a little to drink and drive. Tax Evasion Simulator 2019 thank you very much. That sounds like that's an up and coming game from Namco. The Japanese are ahead of the curve and they're trying to get in there with these simulation games and one of them is trying to fiddle with the taxes so that you don't pay tax properly. It sounds like it's going to be a blast.

1607
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:09,000
And there's a downloadable content for it on Steam as well where you do not only tax evasion but tax avoidance as well.

1608
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:25,680
And the more you do the bigger you better. You start off as a little man in the street just fudging his tax returns and you actually end up as Jeff Bezos of Amazon or that lad in from Apple.

1609
01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:29,580
Steve Bucks. What was his name?

1610
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:36,320
Fucking made the computer screens and the iPhones and the tablets. Bill Jobs.

1611
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:44,500
A dab will do. Thank you very much a dab will do.

1612
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:45,280
That's my.

1613
01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:48,100
Quick start on reverse route. Yes on.

1614
01:31:48,860 --> 01:31:50,680
We'll try and do this now without killing someone.

1615
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,300
And we'll see how we get on.

1616
01:31:55,860 --> 01:31:56,140
Mercedes.

1617
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,480
I don't think the Mercedes. I think we need the urban way.

1618
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:01,760
Oh I think I took the Mercedes.

1619
01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,060
Our fuckers will take the Mercedes.

1620
01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:10,240
That's a great boss anyway.

1621
01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:17,200
How are you persons?

1622
01:32:18,860 --> 01:32:26,400
Can you give a shout out to Nancy Flaherty and her high lying playing a gig.

1623
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:32,020
High flying laps playing a gig in the Ballycroi Community Centre.

1624
01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:32,260
Well.

1625
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:33,180
Special look.

1626
01:32:37,020 --> 01:32:38,140
Hey you only business donating.

1627
01:32:40,220 --> 01:32:40,500
Tim.

1628
01:32:40,780 --> 01:32:41,260
Snapple.

1629
01:32:41,460 --> 01:32:42,640
Thank you very much Snapple.

1630
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:43,280
Bye.

1631
01:32:43,660 --> 01:32:44,380
How are you getting nabbed?

1632
01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:47,800
It was actually Paddy Devaney who asked for that song earlier on.

1633
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:48,700
So there you go Paddy.

1634
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,480
We did manage to squeeze that one in as they say for you.

1635
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:52,160
Squeeze one in.

1636
01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:55,400
I've squeezed one in.

1637
01:32:55,860 --> 01:32:57,280
And now I'm about to squeeze one out.

1638
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:58,740
Good night and God bless.

1639
01:32:59,080 --> 01:32:59,580
We'll see you later.

1640
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,040
Good night and God bless.

1641
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:06,600
I'm only messing, I'm not gonna leave, but that would be a great sign out. I might actually remember that later on.

1642
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,000
The Dutch girl kid, thank you.

1643
01:33:20,380 --> 01:33:29,700
No fatalities today. No road accidents. No red lights. Full bus. Complete bus simulation.

1644
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:40,360
No bollocks. And also I would like to say hello to Rose Brehny who's listening in to us tonight on the way back from the Noc Novena and her son Seamus. They're heading back to Clondra and the County Longford.

1645
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:41,360
Novena O2.

1646
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:48,460
Big fans and friends of the late Larry Cunningham over the years.

1647
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:59,260
I have to tell you.

1648
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:04,040
I tried flight simulator. Look at her with the hands down the skirt.

1649
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:09,320
Jesus Christ.

1650
01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:11,860
That's actually, that's not right.

1651
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:13,380
That's not right.

1652
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:17,660
She doesn't even care. Look at her. She doesn't even care.

1653
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:27,740
How are you getting on the bus? I just want to ask any of the women there on the hands, on the skirts.

1654
01:34:27,740 --> 01:34:38,600
Could you keep that now, for the whole time? Because this is a family bus. And we just don't want that on the bus. So I'm sure I can't. Thank you.

1655
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:43,440
- I'm getting there.

1656
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:47,940
How are you doing a business donating?

1657
01:34:47,940 --> 01:34:49,940
You doing a business donating?

1658
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:55,940
Ian Kelly, thank you very much Ian Kelly.

1659
01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:59,940
I hope you're having a lovely evening and you've got a great week ahead of you.

1660
01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:03,940
And if you think it's not going to be a great week, I can tell you something.

1661
01:35:03,940 --> 01:35:05,940
You're going to be surprised.

1662
01:35:05,940 --> 01:35:08,940
It's going to be the best week of your life.

1663
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,940
Promise.

1664
01:35:10,940 --> 01:35:12,940
Thank you very much.

1665
01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:16,940
We do a business donating.

1666
01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:18,940
Next stop, I'll get you.

1667
01:35:18,940 --> 01:35:20,940
Wheelchair. Maxwell Grump.

1668
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:21,940
That's mine.

1669
01:35:21,940 --> 01:35:23,940
Thank you very much.

1670
01:35:23,940 --> 01:35:25,940
Thank you very much.

1671
01:35:25,940 --> 01:35:27,940
Stand clear. The doors are opening.

1672
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:31,940
Stand clear. The doors are opening.

1673
01:35:31,940 --> 01:35:33,940
Now the wheelchair situation here.

1674
01:35:33,940 --> 01:35:35,940
You can see him.

1675
01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:39,940
How are you?

1676
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:42,440
You'd like a single.

1677
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:44,440
Single student.

1678
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:45,440
Single student.

1679
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,440
And a one.

1680
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:48,440
18-20 change.

1681
01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:50,440
I hope you've got pockets.

1682
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:53,440
I hope you brought big pockets for the change.

1683
01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:55,440
Because you've got a lot of shrapnel.

1684
01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:00,440
How are you getting on?

1685
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:00,440
How are you getting on?

1686
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:02,440
Thank you very much, Maxwell.

1687
01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:06,440
What tunes do you listen to on the radio, you ask?

1688
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:09,440
Well, anything and everything.

1689
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:12,440
But mid-west seems to have the jams, you know.

1690
01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:14,440
So I listen to mid-west the whole time.

1691
01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:16,440
How are you getting on, missus?

1692
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:17,440
How are you?

1693
01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:18,440
You'd like a single ticket.

1694
01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:19,440
One ticket to paradise coming up.

1695
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:20,440
I'm only messing.

1696
01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,440
It's going to the industrial sector.

1697
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:22,440
How are you getting on?

1698
01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:23,440
Now, 280.

1699
01:36:23,440 --> 01:36:24,440
Thank you very much.

1700
01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:25,440
We have a look now.

1701
01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:26,440
We've got a wheelchair situation there at the back.

1702
01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:27,440
Wheel-wheel-chair situation.

1703
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:28,440
I-

1704
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:29,440
We get this now.

1705
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:30,440
We get this now.

1706
01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:31,440
Oh, yeah.

1707
01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:32,440
Oh, yeah.

1708
01:36:32,440 --> 01:36:33,440
Oh, yeah.

1709
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:34,440
Oh, yeah.

1710
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,440
No.

1711
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:36,440
Too easy.

1712
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:37,440
Thank you.

1713
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:38,440
Thank you very much.

1714
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:43,440
We have a look now.

1715
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:48,440
We've got a wheelchair situation there at the back.

1716
01:36:48,440 --> 01:36:53,440
Wheel-wheel-chair situation.

1717
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:54,440
I-

1718
01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:57,440
We get this now.

1719
01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:58,440
Stand clear.

1720
01:36:58,440 --> 01:36:59,440
Wheel-chair access ramp.

1721
01:36:59,440 --> 01:37:00,440
Activate.

1722
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:01,440
Stand clear.

1723
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:02,440
Wheel-chair access ramp.

1724
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:03,440
Activate.

1725
01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:04,440
Stand clear.

1726
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:05,440
Wheel-chair access ramp.

1727
01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:06,440
Activate.

1728
01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:07,440
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1729
01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:08,440
Stand clear.

1730
01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:09,440
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1731
01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:10,440
Stand clear.

1732
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:11,440
Wheel-chair access ramp.

1733
01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:12,440
We have deactivate.

1734
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:13,440
That's mine.

1735
01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:15,440
Thank you very much, pooping.

1736
01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:17,440
Very, very kind of you, poop.

1737
01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:24,440
I am in a fecking great farm now because I know for a fact, well, I don't actually know

1738
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:29,440
for a fact, but I do know this bus journey is going to be perfect.

1739
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:30,440
You don't have a bit of donating.

1740
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:31,440
Yeah.

1741
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:34,440
I-I-Vanna, thank you very much.

1742
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:39,440
I-Vanna, and to all the hump-a-lots who are tuned in to Schlugger.

1743
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:40,440
Oh yeah, man.

1744
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:43,440
Tune in, turn on, hump out.

1745
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:48,440
But, uh, this journey is going to be free of any fatalities.

1746
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,440
We're not gonna run anyone over.

1747
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,440
Stop Oak Street.

1748
01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:52,440
We're not gonna kill anyone.

1749
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:54,440
We're not gonna run any red lights.

1750
01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:59,440
And we're not gonna bash into any fiat puntos.

1751
01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:04,440
And there we can see, look.

1752
01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:08,440
She's putting the-I-I-She thinks I cannot see her, but I can.

1753
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:11,440
She's putting the hand down the pants there after I gave the warning out.

1754
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:13,440
Fucking shtet of her.

1755
01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:17,440
It's an absolute disgrace.

1756
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:21,440
Guinness.

1757
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,440
Guinness shits, thank you.

1758
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:28,440
Thank you very much, Guinness.

1759
01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:29,440
Guinea.

1760
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:31,440
Guinea, guinea shiz.

1761
01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:35,440
What's that now?

1762
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:36,440
The rappers do be saying.

1763
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:37,440
I like that shiz.

1764
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:38,440
I don't a bit of donating.

1765
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,440
For shizzle minizzle.

1766
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,440
I don't a bit of donating, yeah.

1767
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:44,440
Frank McCourt.

1768
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:45,440
Oh, fucking hell.

1769
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:46,440
Frank McCourt, thank you very much.

1770
01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:49,440
Is Francis going to do a bit of a stream later on?

1771
01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:52,440
Are you on your own for the night, Tom?

1772
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:54,440
Well, I'm not fucking sure, Frank.

1773
01:38:55,440 --> 01:38:56,440
Thank you very much.

1774
01:38:56,440 --> 01:38:57,440
Very kind of you.

1775
01:38:58,440 --> 01:39:00,440
For the tip, I'm not sure.

1776
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:02,440
Francis might come on.

1777
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,440
He might not.

1778
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:05,440
He might not.

1779
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,440
Okay, we need to let this book in on the wheelchair off.

1780
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:09,440
How you getting that?

1781
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:11,440
We need to let this book in on the wheelchair off.

1782
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:12,440
Stand clear.

1783
01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:13,440
The doors are open.

1784
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:14,440
Stand clear.

1785
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:18,440
The doors are open.

1786
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,440
I need a ticket.

1787
01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:23,440
Let this book in off the wheelchair book.

1788
01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:25,440
Is he now?

1789
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,440
Stand clear.

1790
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:27,440
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1791
01:39:27,440 --> 01:39:28,440
Stand clear.

1792
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:28,440
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1793
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:29,440
Stand clear.

1794
01:39:29,440 --> 01:39:30,440
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1795
01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:31,440
There he goes.

1796
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:31,440
Stand clear.

1797
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:32,440
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1798
01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:33,440
There he goes.

1799
01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:34,440
Stand clear.

1800
01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:35,440
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1801
01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:37,560
There he goes.

1802
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:45,540
Somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp then on foot. Pedestrian.

1803
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:50,780
Somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp as a pedestrian. That's not right.

1804
01:39:53,260 --> 01:39:54,180
How are you doing?

1805
01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:57,360
You want a day ticket, do you?

1806
01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,940
Ticket to paradise, is it?

1807
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,900
I'm only missing. We're going to the industrial sector as I mentioned before.

1808
01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:07,500
I'm going to get a print.

1809
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:13,080
Three, eight. Thank you very much, orange pants. The orange lodge.

1810
01:40:14,100 --> 01:40:15,080
Now, look at this guy.

1811
01:40:17,480 --> 01:40:18,620
How are you getting on there now?

1812
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:23,260
Sorry to, I'm sorry I seen you walking on there over the wheelchair ramp.

1813
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:25,120
That's not for your feet. That's for wheels.

1814
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:28,020
If you were born with wheels, then you'd be able to use it.

1815
01:40:28,180 --> 01:40:30,060
But you've got to think of the other people. Thank you.

1816
01:40:31,440 --> 01:40:34,660
Check the tickets. Any scummers? Any scummers?

1817
01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:38,060
Who haven't got a ticket, you're going to be ejected.

1818
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:42,540
Pick up garbage. Fucking people leaving litter as well.

1819
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:44,120
Come on now.

1820
01:40:45,260 --> 01:40:45,700
Everybody.

1821
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:50,940
We want you to pick up your litter and not drop it.

1822
01:40:51,260 --> 01:40:51,440
Okay?

1823
01:40:52,900 --> 01:40:54,880
You're humans, not animals.

1824
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:56,420
You know.

1825
01:40:57,480 --> 01:41:01,360
Whoever keeps leaving litter down the back, I'm onto you.

1826
01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:03,560
And you might not think it, but I am.

1827
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:05,680
And keep doing what you're doing.

1828
01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:07,420
Because there's cameras on the bus, you see.

1829
01:41:07,540 --> 01:41:07,880
Cameras.

1830
01:41:07,940 --> 01:41:10,300
And when I get back to the garage, I'll watch it.

1831
01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:12,000
And then I take the videotape and watch it.

1832
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:12,460
I'll watch it.

1833
01:41:12,580 --> 01:41:13,480
And I will find you.

1834
01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:14,040
I'll find you.

1835
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:15,060
And I will find you.

1836
01:41:15,160 --> 01:41:15,760
And I'll kill you.

1837
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:17,520
I mean, I'll find you.

1838
01:41:17,580 --> 01:41:18,080
I won't kill you.

1839
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:19,120
Welcome to Schlug Aaron.

1840
01:41:19,220 --> 01:41:20,260
I hope you're having a nice day.

1841
01:41:20,340 --> 01:41:21,160
Welcome, everybody.

1842
01:41:21,660 --> 01:41:22,400
Don't be a pig.

1843
01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:26,040
How are you getting there?

1844
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:30,440
Now, out we go.

1845
01:41:30,980 --> 01:41:31,740
No deaths.

1846
01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:32,860
No fatalities.

1847
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:34,160
No red lights.

1848
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:35,660
No crashes.

1849
01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:45,060
Rob, thank you very much, Rob Comer.

1850
01:41:45,500 --> 01:41:46,860
Can you tell Rob to get a haircut?

1851
01:41:48,380 --> 01:41:50,080
Make sure you get that map, chap, Rob.

1852
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:52,700
It's like a dishcloth.

1853
01:41:59,500 --> 01:41:59,980
What?

1854
01:42:04,300 --> 01:42:05,220
Angela smashes.

1855
01:42:05,380 --> 01:42:06,200
Thank you very much.

1856
01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:09,760
Very, very kind of you, Frank McCord.

1857
01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:13,580
Very, very kind.

1858
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:19,120
There you go, as they say.

1859
01:42:20,120 --> 01:42:21,640
Here's a nice message in from...

1860
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:22,620
I don't have to donate.

1861
01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:24,440
Quib.

1862
01:42:24,440 --> 01:42:25,880
I don't have to donate.

1863
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:26,320
Yeah.

1864
01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:27,540
Thank you very much, Quib.

1865
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,760
Michael, something from Billy McFarlane there, if you can.

1866
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:31,340
Thank you, Quib.

1867
01:42:32,020 --> 01:42:32,820
Very kind of you.

1868
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:34,040
I hope you're having...

1869
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:38,920
I hope you're having a lovely evening, Quib.

1870
01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:42,620
And thank you for all the support that you show to the streams.

1871
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:44,520
On behalf of me...

1872
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:46,120
And...

1873
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:48,100
Wendy as well.

1874
01:42:48,160 --> 01:42:48,620
Thank you, Wendy.

1875
01:42:49,060 --> 01:42:51,920
But, Quib, on behalf of me and Francine...

1876
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:53,520
And Fantine.

1877
01:42:54,140 --> 01:42:54,900
And Connor Williams.

1878
01:42:55,100 --> 01:42:55,880
And for Gerard out there...

1879
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:56,920
Thank you very much.

1880
01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:58,080
...the very, very best.

1881
01:42:58,160 --> 01:42:59,380
And we will have another Galway song.

1882
01:42:59,460 --> 01:43:00,380
We did play one earlier on.

1883
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:00,940
Whoa!

1884
01:43:01,780 --> 01:43:03,640
We in the fucking hell.

1885
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:05,060
Thank you, Jerry, for that nice message in to us.

1886
01:43:05,780 --> 01:43:06,100
And...

1887
01:43:06,100 --> 01:43:06,740
Sorry about that.

1888
01:43:06,740 --> 01:43:11,020
...one here says, please play Galway Bay by Dolores Kane for the Galway Minor hurlers.

1889
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:13,340
On bringing the All-Ireland and the others to the West.

1890
01:43:13,340 --> 01:43:15,520
And also our Galway Intermediate Camogie Girls.

1891
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:17,720
Thank you, Alan.

1892
01:43:18,160 --> 01:43:18,500
They did.

1893
01:43:18,660 --> 01:43:18,940
Wilkie.

1894
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,280
Thank you very much, Alan Wilkie.

1895
01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:22,160
Did you have the Galway Senior Girls Camogie Team?

1896
01:43:22,600 --> 01:43:23,460
They were mighty.

1897
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:24,900
They got through that.

1898
01:43:24,900 --> 01:43:27,120
That was, I think, a bit of a shock now to something.

1899
01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:29,660
The court going for three in a row there as well.

1900
01:43:29,660 --> 01:43:33,600
And defeated by a pint by Galway in the Senior Camogie Fan.

1901
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,960
Get the pint, not the pints.

1902
01:43:35,260 --> 01:43:39,020
That should be a new fucking anti-drinking commercial.

1903
01:43:39,020 --> 01:43:39,860
Mighty.

1904
01:43:39,860 --> 01:43:41,140
In West Neat, actually.

1905
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:41,760
I'm actually...

1906
01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:43,000
In the intermediate final.

1907
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,140
A clone named Gibson.

1908
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:45,040
Thank you very much.

1909
01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:46,480
A clone named Gibson.

1910
01:43:46,480 --> 01:43:47,440
I've just thought of something.

1911
01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:50,200
Do you know that advert for the...

1912
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:50,880
The...

1913
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:52,320
Mind you're driving.

1914
01:43:53,020 --> 01:43:53,720
Dangerous driving.

1915
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,060
Get the pint, not the pints.

1916
01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:55,060
Not the pints.

1917
01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:55,240
Not the pints.

1918
01:43:55,240 --> 01:43:55,800
Not the pints.

1919
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:55,860
Not the pints.

1920
01:43:57,860 --> 01:43:58,860
Not the pints.

1921
01:43:58,860 --> 01:43:59,180
I love that.

1922
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:00,900
DG, thank you very much.

1923
01:44:01,540 --> 01:44:02,760
Get the pint, not the pints.

1924
01:44:03,180 --> 01:44:05,820
What about one for people who are going drinking?

1925
01:44:06,820 --> 01:44:07,480
And...

1926
01:44:07,480 --> 01:44:09,840
It's for people who...

1927
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:11,180
Like to drink a lot like myself.

1928
01:44:11,180 --> 01:44:11,540
You know.

1929
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:15,900
And the advert doesn't want to speak down to them by saying stop drinking altogether.

1930
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:17,460
Because we know that's never going to happen.

1931
01:44:18,620 --> 01:44:19,180
But...

1932
01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:21,020
What about...

1933
01:44:21,020 --> 01:44:21,620
Get the pint.

1934
01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:23,220
Not the pints.

1935
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:25,020
You know.

1936
01:44:25,900 --> 01:44:28,020
You would then have to explain that it's a...

1937
01:44:28,020 --> 01:44:30,100
A play on the words of a different one.

1938
01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,260
It's get the pint, not the pints.

1939
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:35,180
It's a different advert before, but...

1940
01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:37,920
Yeah, it's a shit idea.

1941
01:44:38,020 --> 01:44:38,220
Sorry.

1942
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:39,840
We'll move on.

1943
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:40,840
Let's move on.

1944
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:42,680
Discount what I was saying.

1945
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,660
It's such a great series.

1946
01:44:45,260 --> 01:44:46,740
Do you think Hans will ever come back?

1947
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:48,360
I don't have a business donating.

1948
01:44:49,940 --> 01:44:50,540
Levy beg.

1949
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:50,940
Thank you.

1950
01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:51,600
I don't have a business donating.

1951
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:51,960
Yeah.

1952
01:44:52,740 --> 01:44:53,700
Go to bed, Brendan.

1953
01:44:53,820 --> 01:44:54,200
To fuck?

1954
01:44:54,380 --> 01:44:55,080
Says Levy beg.

1955
01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:57,060
And a clone named Gibso.

1956
01:44:57,300 --> 01:44:59,300
You're the angel of the bus lanes.

1957
01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:06,200
Thank you.

1958
01:45:07,780 --> 01:45:09,780
DG, I'm not going for pints after this.

1959
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:14,420
I'm not going for pints after this.

1960
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:17,480
Could it be?

1961
01:45:18,100 --> 01:45:19,480
There might be a lock in downtown.

1962
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:20,120
I'm not sure.

1963
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:22,820
Give Jimmy a taste.

1964
01:45:22,820 --> 01:45:24,200
I see your wonderful passion.

1965
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:27,000
How easy to get a bigger fan than me.

1966
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:32,480
Oh, you should do the knock three times on the window if you want a pint.

1967
01:45:35,260 --> 01:45:36,960
Don't tell the guards.

1968
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,420
It'll be alright.

1969
01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:42,980
That used to be Johnny's song.

1970
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:44,520
Stand clear.

1971
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:45,600
The doors are opening.

1972
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:48,880
For when he wanted to get customers.

1973
01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:49,780
The doors are opening.

1974
01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:53,660
Customers would be asking, what time do you close at?

1975
01:45:53,980 --> 01:46:06,460
And he'd said, well, we meant to shut the doors at around 12, but if you're walking by and you see the lights are still on behind the curtains, just knock three times on the window if you want a pint.

1976
01:46:08,500 --> 01:46:10,240
Don't tell the guards.

1977
01:46:11,340 --> 01:46:12,760
It'll be alright.

1978
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:18,060
I thought, what a brilliant and amazing and original song that you've come up with, John.

1979
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:19,920
And he said, you know what, Tom?

1980
01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:21,780
It's actually a rip-off.

1981
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:23,740
I haven't seen Stefan in a while.

1982
01:46:23,760 --> 01:46:25,020
Of an existing song.

1983
01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:25,480
Is he still sick?

1984
01:46:25,700 --> 01:46:25,960
No.

1985
01:46:26,460 --> 01:46:29,800
About knocking three times on the door or something if you want a ride.

1986
01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:30,580
No.

1987
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:31,760
Regular.

1988
01:46:32,140 --> 01:46:32,760
Type regular.

1989
01:46:33,540 --> 01:46:33,980
And I won.

1990
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:35,440
Three.

1991
01:46:36,300 --> 01:46:36,880
Fifty-six.

1992
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:37,400
Seventy-eight.

1993
01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:38,080
Back in the pocket.

1994
01:46:38,580 --> 01:46:39,680
Mauricio Pochettino.

1995
01:46:39,740 --> 01:46:40,140
How are you?

1996
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:42,740
You want a ticket?

1997
01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:45,480
Well, you've got a ticket coming right your way.

1998
01:46:46,440 --> 01:46:46,960
And it's a one.

1999
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:48,820
And it's a 780 jab.

2000
01:46:49,300 --> 01:46:50,340
It's a 780 wonder.

2001
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:51,340
Thank you.

2002
01:46:51,700 --> 01:46:52,680
780 degrees.

2003
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:54,480
A pure ticket pleasure.

2004
01:46:55,940 --> 01:46:56,840
Let's go, everybody.

2005
01:46:57,340 --> 01:46:58,040
Staying clear.

2006
01:46:58,420 --> 01:46:59,220
The doors are closed.

2007
01:47:01,580 --> 01:47:02,340
Staying clear.

2008
01:47:02,700 --> 01:47:03,380
The doors are closed.

2009
01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:05,160
And this isn't a bendy bus, I'm well aware.

2010
01:47:06,080 --> 01:47:07,200
But it's a fucking good bus.

2011
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:09,780
I wish we had a tune for it, everybody.

2012
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:11,400
But we don't have a tune for it.

2013
01:47:12,660 --> 01:47:16,080
It's a bit of a bendy bus in the sense the wheels do bend, passengers.

2014
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:18,900
So welcome to the bendy bus.

2015
01:47:21,900 --> 01:47:25,260
I'd never have guessed that Christina and Hans were related.

2016
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:25,760
Yeah.

2017
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:26,740
Staying clear.

2018
01:47:27,340 --> 01:47:29,180
Wheelchair access ramp deactivating.

2019
01:47:32,100 --> 01:47:34,440
I'm afraid we don't have the bendy bus sound effect.

2020
01:47:34,540 --> 01:47:36,240
It's been replaced with...

2021
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:37,140
There's been a malfunction.

2022
01:47:37,420 --> 01:47:40,440
The wheelchair access sound effect is here.

2023
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:41,600
But that...

2024
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:44,080
It makes sense, you know, so we're not on a bendy bus anyway.

2025
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:47,380
Welcome to the normal bus, everybody.

2026
01:47:48,100 --> 01:47:49,320
Welcome to the normal bus.

2027
01:47:51,520 --> 01:47:52,520
Sorry there, guys.

2028
01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:54,400
I had something to eat earlier on.

2029
01:47:54,480 --> 01:47:55,280
It hasn't sat well.

2030
01:47:55,740 --> 01:48:01,180
And an event, let's just say an event, took place here up at the cockpit.

2031
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:05,360
And let's just say another thing.

2032
01:48:05,740 --> 01:48:07,400
Maybe you should open a window down the back.

2033
01:48:08,580 --> 01:48:09,040
Thank you.

2034
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:13,600
How are you getting that?

2035
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:16,640
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2036
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:19,440
Marie OC, thank you.

2037
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:21,280
The OC.

2038
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:22,860
What an amazing...

2039
01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:23,420
Oh, red light.

2040
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:26,140
Fucking hell, we were so close.

2041
01:48:26,320 --> 01:48:27,280
Look at how close we were.

2042
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:32,040
Danger zone.

2043
01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:36,680
Halfway to the danger zone.

2044
01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:57,720
She's tired of living here in New York City.

2045
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:05,120
She'll be gagging for the goose.

2046
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:07,460
So many twists and turns.

2047
01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:10,820
It's Bill in May, Farland.

2048
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:13,080
And Billy will be with us there on the...

2049
01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:15,320
I think Billy is with us on the Sunday night show.

2050
01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:17,360
Now, it's not all, I have to say, fully pinned down.

2051
01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:17,960
But the tickets are...

2052
01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:18,560
Chris Murphy.

2053
01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:20,000
Thank you very much, Chris Murphy.

2054
01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:22,360
That is very, very, very kind of you.

2055
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,080
All of our special shows over there in...

2056
01:49:24,080 --> 01:49:26,220
I hope that you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

2057
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:28,040
And then Sunday night we will have Brendan Shine as one of our...

2058
01:49:28,040 --> 01:49:29,940
Brendan Shine is after you, Chris.

2059
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:30,880
So watch out.

2060
01:49:31,080 --> 01:49:31,780
Watch out for that.

2061
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:36,040
I hope you're having a lovely evening and thank you very much for your kind-hearted donation, Chris.

2062
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:37,140
How are you getting that?

2063
01:49:38,260 --> 01:49:39,780
You're doing a bit of donating, yeah.

2064
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:41,800
TC, how are you?

2065
01:49:42,440 --> 01:49:44,340
Yesterday was perfect.

2066
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:47,020
Looks like you've got your hands full with the bus doing a fine job.

2067
01:49:47,180 --> 01:49:48,800
Well, I do and thank you very much.

2068
01:49:49,880 --> 01:49:53,800
And Chris Murphy says, always enjoy the streams that you and Francis do be doing.

2069
01:49:54,500 --> 01:49:55,980
And here's hoping that Kerry...

2070
01:49:55,980 --> 01:49:56,980
You're going to be donating.

2071
01:49:57,140 --> 01:49:58,680
Kerry pull it off on Sunday week.

2072
01:49:59,280 --> 01:50:00,480
You're going to be donating, yeah.

2073
01:50:00,480 --> 01:50:00,820
Kants.

2074
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:02,280
That's mine.

2075
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:03,780
Thank you very much, Kants.

2076
01:50:04,820 --> 01:50:05,360
Thank you.

2077
01:50:06,440 --> 01:50:09,880
And to TC as well and Kants, who says hi from Australia.

2078
01:50:10,940 --> 01:50:15,280
Well, I cannot believe, Kants, that you're watching all the way from Down Under.

2079
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:16,700
It's a long way away.

2080
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:18,160
Thank you very much.

2081
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:22,560
But we're joined through the information superhighway together.

2082
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:23,320
That's mine.

2083
01:50:23,700 --> 01:50:25,820
The information superhighway has joined us together.

2084
01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:32,560
Technology has brought us and has brought us together and made short the distance.

2085
01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:33,440
that was once long.

2086
01:50:34,100 --> 01:50:36,160
And to Bray Jazzers Club.

2087
01:50:36,720 --> 01:50:38,640
It's my girlfriend's 21st.

2088
01:50:38,740 --> 01:50:41,020
And we're celebrating by watching some Schlugger.

2089
01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:42,780
He don't have us donating, yeah.

2090
01:50:43,860 --> 01:50:44,320
That's mine.

2091
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:46,420
Thank you very much, Sooblik.

2092
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:49,940
And Bray says, it's my girlfriend Tia's 21st.

2093
01:50:49,940 --> 01:50:52,700
And we're celebrating by watching Schlugger.

2094
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:54,160
Well, thank you very much.

2095
01:50:54,460 --> 01:50:56,520
And happy 21st birthday, Tia.

2096
01:50:59,020 --> 01:51:00,100
Your name is Tia.

2097
01:51:00,460 --> 01:51:02,720
But it also sounds like I'm saying happy birthday to you.

2098
01:51:03,500 --> 01:51:09,560
So well done on a double helping of birthday wish, luck, and coincidentality.

2099
01:51:14,060 --> 01:51:14,580
Sooblik.

2100
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:16,340
Lovely driving today, Schlug.

2101
01:51:16,540 --> 01:51:17,800
Nearly fucking crashed the thing then.

2102
01:51:18,540 --> 01:51:20,320
Sure, if the bendy bus tunes are gone,

2103
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:23,900
maybe Michael and the mechanical boys can take its place.

2104
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:27,460
Well, what an absolutely magical suggestion there.

2105
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:33,360
By Sooblik, who wants a little bit of Mike and the mechanical boys.

2106
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:36,580
Let's have a look now.

2107
01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:39,180
Yeah.

2108
01:51:43,420 --> 01:51:44,660
Lick my stamp.

2109
01:51:47,260 --> 01:51:48,100
On post.

2110
01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:56,140
I think on post have gone too far with their latest campaign to get people to send letters again.

2111
01:51:56,720 --> 01:52:00,660
It's literally a big giant billboard that just says,

2112
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:01,720
Lick my stamp.

2113
01:52:03,720 --> 01:52:05,500
I think it's too sexual for post.

2114
01:52:05,740 --> 01:52:08,980
You know, I think what we need to do is go back to the olden days of...

2115
01:52:08,980 --> 01:52:10,300
Send a letter.

2116
01:52:11,660 --> 01:52:12,560
Make someone happy.

2117
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:14,640
You know, don't have to be doing the sexualized stuff.

2118
01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:16,280
Here's Mike and the mechanics anyway.

2119
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:27,560
Looking back.

2120
01:52:29,320 --> 01:52:31,260
Over my shoulder.

2121
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:36,160
I cannot believe the things that I've seen.

2122
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:38,680
I'm driving a bus.

2123
01:52:39,740 --> 01:52:41,140
Fifth in my feet.

2124
01:52:41,140 --> 01:52:41,380
Yeah.

2125
01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:44,360
But da da da da da da.

2126
01:52:45,320 --> 01:52:46,340
Living the dream.

2127
01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:47,100
Stand clear.

2128
01:52:47,440 --> 01:52:48,080
The doors are blown.

2129
01:52:48,300 --> 01:52:48,860
Too late.

2130
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:50,320
Fuck it.

2131
01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:51,080
Stand clear.

2132
01:52:51,080 --> 01:52:52,780
The doors are blown.

2133
01:52:53,140 --> 01:52:54,320
Never believe.

2134
01:52:55,060 --> 01:52:56,460
Things that I've seen.

2135
01:52:56,460 --> 01:52:57,100
The doors are blown.

2136
01:52:58,020 --> 01:52:59,420
You never believe.

2137
01:52:59,420 --> 01:53:02,120
We're starting over.

2138
01:53:02,820 --> 01:53:07,120
Oh, it's better drifting so far apart.

2139
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:12,420
Everybody told me he was a little bit.

2140
01:53:14,620 --> 01:53:15,680
Stakelin, thank you.

2141
01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:18,180
Thank you, Stakelin.

2142
01:53:19,300 --> 01:53:20,400
Thank you, Stakelin.

2143
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:25,840
Thank you, Stakelin, for the true Euro.

2144
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:33,640
How are you getting that?

2145
01:53:36,520 --> 01:53:40,260
Never believe the things that I've seen.

2146
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:45,700
You never believe the shite that's behind you.

2147
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:50,580
Until you turn around and look over your shoulder.

2148
01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:53,980
How are you getting that?

2149
01:53:53,980 --> 01:53:55,740
Everybody laughing.

2150
01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:01,280
But it's enough to make a grown man cry.

2151
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:06,600
Cause I can feel you slipping through my fingers.

2152
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:10,260
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

2153
01:54:10,260 --> 01:54:37,660
Oh, yeah.

2154
01:54:37,660 --> 01:54:39,740
It's a losing battle.

2155
01:54:40,960 --> 01:54:45,220
Just a smile and hold my head up high.

2156
01:54:46,060 --> 01:54:49,700
Could it be that we belong together?

2157
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:53,920
Baby, won't you give me one more try?

2158
01:54:57,120 --> 01:54:58,840
One more try.

2159
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,480
Looking back.

2160
01:55:02,480 --> 01:55:05,440
Over my shoulder.

2161
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:10,920
I can see that look in your eyes.

2162
01:55:11,880 --> 01:55:14,160
I never dreamed you wanted it.

2163
01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:15,540
It could be over.

2164
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:20,380
But I never wanted to say goodbye.

2165
01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:21,840
Looking back.

2166
01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:23,420
Looking back.

2167
01:55:24,740 --> 01:55:25,900
Staying clear.

2168
01:55:26,280 --> 01:55:26,960
The doors are open.

2169
01:55:28,680 --> 01:55:29,340
How are you?

2170
01:55:29,420 --> 01:55:29,920
Staying clear.

2171
01:55:30,280 --> 01:55:31,120
The doors are open.

2172
01:55:31,180 --> 01:55:31,740
How are you doing?

2173
01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:34,720
You've got a weak regular quantity.

2174
01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:35,800
No problem.

2175
01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:38,400
Regular quantity one.

2176
01:55:38,900 --> 01:55:41,060
And that's a two euro change back in your Pochettino.

2177
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:43,280
That's a great situation altogether.

2178
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:43,280
That's a great situation altogether.

2179
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:43,280
That's a great situation altogether.

2180
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:43,280
That's a great situation altogether.

2181
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:44,280
That's a great situation altogether.

2182
01:55:44,280 --> 01:55:45,280
Yeah.

2183
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:51,020
Staying clear.

2184
01:55:51,020 --> 01:55:52,200
The doors are closed.

2185
01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:55,320
Staying clear.

2186
01:55:55,680 --> 01:55:56,460
The doors are closed.

2187
01:55:57,460 --> 01:56:03,220
How many years and miles can I walk in your shoes?

2188
01:56:03,340 --> 01:56:06,540
Underneath the California sun.

2189
01:56:06,540 --> 01:56:08,200
California sun.

2190
01:56:08,620 --> 01:56:11,980
Another weary day is nearly over.

2191
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:16,860
And he goes home when his daily work is done.

2192
01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:18,700
Whoa.

2193
01:56:18,940 --> 01:56:22,180
There's a Mexican lady waiting for him.

2194
01:56:22,240 --> 01:56:22,860
Fucking hell.

2195
01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:26,480
You know she's never been to Iron Man.

2196
01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:27,820
Mex.

2197
01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:28,680
Mexican lady.

2198
01:56:28,680 --> 01:56:30,920
But someday they're gonna leave.

2199
01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:32,300
Wilco, thank you.

2200
01:56:32,300 --> 01:56:32,760
Good night.

2201
01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:38,180
And they'll walk again his own dear native land.

2202
01:56:38,780 --> 01:56:43,220
They'll go back again to County Galway.

2203
01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:45,440
Thank you very much, Wilco.

2204
01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:48,620
That wild and rocky western shore.

2205
01:56:49,440 --> 01:56:53,220
Where the Atlant meets the coast of Ireland.

2206
01:56:54,680 --> 01:56:58,320
Not far from his Hanamara home.

2207
01:56:59,320 --> 01:56:59,800
No!

2208
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:03,680
For the Atlantik meets the coast of Ireland.

2209
01:57:05,420 --> 01:57:07,220
Not far from his own man.

2210
01:57:07,220 --> 01:57:07,220
I'm here.

2211
01:57:07,220 --> 01:57:08,320
The doors are open.

2212
01:57:10,440 --> 01:57:11,320
I'm here.

2213
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:12,560
The doors are open.

2214
01:57:13,860 --> 01:57:14,560
I need a ticket.

2215
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:16,900
Okay.

2216
01:57:17,060 --> 01:57:18,820
That's Matthew O'Donnell there.

2217
01:57:18,980 --> 01:57:21,780
And the story of Connemara home.

2218
01:57:21,940 --> 01:57:22,480
That's a good sound.

2219
01:57:22,620 --> 01:57:23,300
Connemara home.

2220
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:26,480
And Anne has turned her way over there in Boston tonight.

2221
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:32,660
Very special mention for you, Anne, and the extended family circle there in the week and the few days that have been in.

2222
01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:34,820
Now, you must have made a bit.

2223
01:57:34,820 --> 01:57:38,000
And I hope you did. As best you could enjoy that particular song there.

2224
01:57:38,340 --> 01:57:39,240
One, a print.

2225
01:57:40,300 --> 01:57:42,060
Thank you. Thank you very much.

2226
01:57:42,480 --> 01:57:44,540
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

2227
01:57:45,340 --> 01:57:46,140
That was Matthew at the home.

2228
01:57:46,140 --> 01:57:47,200
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

2229
01:57:47,300 --> 01:57:49,060
Thank you, sir. Lovely song by Connemara.

2230
01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:50,480
Thank you. Connemara, Sean.

2231
01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:51,780
I don't know.

2232
01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:01,520
Exotic.

2233
01:58:03,100 --> 01:58:04,840
I'd like to be getting away on holiday.

2234
01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:08,200
I was in English grown last week and was pissing down.

2235
01:58:12,540 --> 01:58:14,100
Costa del dance, I love that.

2236
01:58:18,720 --> 01:58:20,460
I'd fucking slaughter it there.

2237
01:58:20,460 --> 01:58:25,380
I'd slaughter that place, Costa del dance.

2238
01:58:27,460 --> 01:58:28,440
Showband Sam.

2239
01:58:30,260 --> 01:58:31,100
Yulik McGee.

2240
01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:34,980
Johnny Cayley from Balahi.

2241
01:58:36,360 --> 01:58:39,020
And Sammy Shoes from Outknockmore.

2242
01:58:39,020 --> 01:58:42,720
It's the most popular stage show in the West this summer.

2243
01:58:42,820 --> 01:58:50,140
Midwesterly will proudly present 40 Shades of Green by Tommy Marin this Wednesday night in the Castle Quarter till Westport at 8 o'clock.

2244
01:58:50,320 --> 01:58:57,340
From that big screen to the brush dance and from showband memories to hilarious comedy sketches, the show is simply the best.

2245
01:58:57,660 --> 01:58:58,520
Simply the best.

2246
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:01,260
Two hours.

2247
01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:04,560
Party shades of green.

2248
01:59:04,920 --> 01:59:05,360
Wishpot.

2249
01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:10,140
Yeah, make sure you go see that.

2250
01:59:10,140 --> 01:59:11,320
Thank you, Soblich.

2251
01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:17,180
Thank you, Soblich.

2252
01:59:20,160 --> 01:59:21,060
I haven't.

2253
01:59:26,220 --> 01:59:27,300
Books at Brogan.

2254
01:59:27,300 --> 01:59:29,500
Or in caravines in Bangor-Eris.

2255
01:59:29,660 --> 01:59:30,400
I tell you something.

2256
01:59:34,960 --> 01:59:36,560
Myself and Book Sack Brogan.

2257
01:59:37,280 --> 01:59:38,980
We broke the fucking back of it the last day.

2258
01:59:39,880 --> 01:59:41,580
We started reading all the Russian literature.

2259
01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:46,340
Dostoyevsky and fucking Tolstoy and all those books.

2260
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:48,400
Tell you something.

2261
01:59:49,460 --> 01:59:51,220
We'll still be here next Tuesday weekday.

2262
01:59:51,660 --> 01:59:52,680
In ten years time.

2263
01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:54,380
Big books.

2264
01:59:54,740 --> 01:59:55,280
Hard to read.

2265
01:59:55,280 --> 01:59:56,440
Very deep.

2266
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:59,960
Oh, let's go.

2267
02:00:00,160 --> 02:00:00,880
Let's go, Dishko.

2268
02:00:03,440 --> 02:00:08,080
I was actually playing a bit of ball sack bingo there down in the community parish hall.

2269
02:00:09,760 --> 02:00:10,820
In Nacafonta.

2270
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:12,760
Fisher's Ground.

2271
02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:14,980
I tell you, we knocked a bit of fun out of it anyway.

2272
02:00:16,220 --> 02:00:18,820
It was whose ball sack is behind the curtain number three.

2273
02:00:19,580 --> 02:00:20,740
You had to guess.

2274
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:23,460
And they had different types of ball sacks.

2275
02:00:23,600 --> 02:00:26,300
They had like a sack for snooker balls.

2276
02:00:27,440 --> 02:00:32,600
A little sack in for those little balls that you have in the machines.

2277
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:41,220
Like little lead pellet balls that you, Chinese, you know, the Chinese games, you drop the little lead ball in and they go down in.

2278
02:00:42,160 --> 02:00:43,240
You played it in Shenmue.

2279
02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:45,140
We've seen the bucking playing it in Shenmue.

2280
02:00:46,660 --> 02:00:49,520
And another one full of Gaelic balls.

2281
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:53,560
And then just a man's sack.

2282
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:57,660
Which was a great surprise to everybody in the parish hall.

2283
02:00:59,060 --> 02:01:01,560
And actually ruffled a few feathers.

2284
02:01:01,720 --> 02:01:03,360
Some people say they're not coming back again.

2285
02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:08,940
And that the times have changed so much that they don't know who they are or what they're doing anymore.

2286
02:01:10,220 --> 02:01:11,100
Which was a shame.

2287
02:01:11,180 --> 02:01:15,280
That was the reaction that I don't think they were going for that kind of reaction, to be honest, from the parishioners.

2288
02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:18,040
Ain't no business donating.

2289
02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:21,120
What's good for the ghost is good for the gander.

2290
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:22,360
Shlarkin.

2291
02:01:22,420 --> 02:01:23,500
Thank you very much, Shlarkin.

2292
02:01:23,860 --> 02:01:24,360
Howie Tommy.

2293
02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:28,700
Any chance of ride on time by black box before the night is through?

2294
02:01:29,740 --> 02:01:30,780
Hope you have a great week.

2295
02:01:30,820 --> 02:01:32,840
Well, I hope you have a fucking great week as well, Shlarkin.

2296
02:01:33,060 --> 02:01:34,760
We might have a bit of black box coming up.

2297
02:01:36,340 --> 02:01:38,500
We might have a bit of black box coming up soon enough.

2298
02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:40,420
Bokeki Bingo.

2299
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:41,440
Thank you very much, too.

2300
02:01:42,720 --> 02:01:44,360
Absolute kind gentleman.

2301
02:01:46,160 --> 02:01:47,480
And lovely, lovely gentleman.

2302
02:01:47,960 --> 02:01:49,180
Mr. Bokeki Bingo.

2303
02:01:49,180 --> 02:01:52,600
He is a solid guy.

2304
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:53,480
A stand-up guy.

2305
02:01:54,940 --> 02:01:55,980
A pillar of the community.

2306
02:01:57,880 --> 02:02:01,300
And an absolute legend of the fall.

2307
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:02,740
Oh.

2308
02:02:04,820 --> 02:02:06,780
Fucking hell, we nearly went past the wrong step.

2309
02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:08,500
The right step, I mean.

2310
02:02:10,340 --> 02:02:11,660
Now, let's see if we can do this.

2311
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:12,580
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

2312
02:02:13,600 --> 02:02:15,260
Let's see if we can do this without an accident.

2313
02:02:16,260 --> 02:02:17,660
Can we do this without an accident?

2314
02:02:18,660 --> 02:02:19,140
Fuck it.

2315
02:02:19,140 --> 02:02:19,160
Fuck it.

2316
02:02:19,300 --> 02:02:20,420
What we'll do is we'll go in here.

2317
02:02:21,360 --> 02:02:23,300
We'll go in here and then reverse.

2318
02:02:24,120 --> 02:02:25,900
Because I'm on a clean run at the moment.

2319
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:27,520
Clean bill of health.

2320
02:02:33,300 --> 02:02:34,680
Thank you very much, Bokeki Bingo.

2321
02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:35,640
Thank you very much, Bokeki and Schlarkin.

2322
02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:37,520
Coco Joe, how are you?

2323
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:41,020
Thank you very much, Coco Joe.

2324
02:02:42,600 --> 02:02:44,920
You absolute legend of the fall.

2325
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:46,600
Oh.

2326
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:48,940
Stand here.

2327
02:02:49,280 --> 02:02:50,000
The doors are opening.

2328
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:51,400
Move.

2329
02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:52,440
The door can't open.

2330
02:02:52,440 --> 02:02:52,960
Stand here.

2331
02:02:53,060 --> 02:02:53,500
How are you?

2332
02:02:53,740 --> 02:02:55,260
We've got someone blocking the door, have we?

2333
02:02:55,420 --> 02:02:55,820
No, we don't.

2334
02:02:56,080 --> 02:02:58,120
How are you doing?

2335
02:02:58,520 --> 02:02:59,780
You want a student day?

2336
02:03:00,180 --> 02:03:00,740
No problem.

2337
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:02,460
All day, all night, we're driving.

2338
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:04,560
Not really all night.

2339
02:03:04,620 --> 02:03:06,420
We're going to be finishing up at soon enough.

2340
02:03:06,680 --> 02:03:07,500
At soon o'clock.

2341
02:03:10,140 --> 02:03:11,460
Now, regular student.

2342
02:03:13,460 --> 02:03:15,780
Now, 460 back in your pocket, Chitino.

2343
02:03:16,360 --> 02:03:16,820
Good man.

2344
02:03:16,820 --> 02:03:25,340
Great stuff.

2345
02:03:25,340 --> 02:03:35,760
I've just been informed there by a text message that Jimmy Guthrie is available for chimney

2346
02:03:35,760 --> 02:03:41,000
and doing a bit of fucking hatching out the back of the sheds if you've got any of that

2347
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:41,860
sort of stuff going on.

2348
02:03:42,580 --> 02:03:46,060
He's also got a few tools and a lot of brass for sale.

2349
02:03:46,060 --> 02:03:53,920
He's got, like, brass fittings and stove, halves, all that kind of stuff, and pictures of

2350
02:03:53,920 --> 02:03:54,220
horses.

2351
02:03:54,420 --> 02:03:56,920
He's going to be sending them out of a van and waging them out in uptown.

2352
02:03:57,240 --> 02:03:57,800
Thank you.

2353
02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:01,160
How are you getting there?

2354
02:04:01,180 --> 02:04:02,200
I don't have a busy donating.

2355
02:04:03,420 --> 02:04:04,920
Counselor Lisa Chambers.

2356
02:04:05,020 --> 02:04:05,780
Thank you very much.

2357
02:04:06,040 --> 02:04:07,160
Sorry, Lisa Chambers there.

2358
02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:08,380
I got spooked.

2359
02:04:09,080 --> 02:04:10,720
Thank you very much, Counselor Chambers.

2360
02:04:14,300 --> 02:04:15,840
Where do you get the bus serviced?

2361
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:16,760
Ballina.

2362
02:04:18,280 --> 02:04:22,280
This lad there works for bus errand, and he says, you can bring it in early on a Monday because

2363
02:04:22,280 --> 02:04:25,020
the bus isn't in, and I'll fucking service her there.

2364
02:04:25,260 --> 02:04:25,800
Mates rates.

2365
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:27,120
Hold on.

2366
02:04:27,240 --> 02:04:27,400
Sure.

2367
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:29,660
Maybe I should have actually said that.

2368
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:30,220
Fuck.

2369
02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:32,880
Pretend what I just said there never happens.

2370
02:04:35,380 --> 02:04:36,120
How are you getting there?

2371
02:04:37,660 --> 02:04:38,620
Have you seen this?

2372
02:04:39,580 --> 02:04:40,640
Have you seen this now?

2373
02:04:41,780 --> 02:04:43,060
This guy behind my shoulder.

2374
02:04:43,840 --> 02:04:46,860
These are the fucking headbangers I have to deal with on a daily basis.

2375
02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:49,100
And if it's not them, it's robbing bastards.

2376
02:04:50,020 --> 02:04:51,080
Oh, I am sorry.

2377
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:52,000
Yeah, you are sorry.

2378
02:04:52,100 --> 02:04:52,560
Turn it down.

2379
02:04:52,660 --> 02:04:53,300
You're wrecking my head.

2380
02:04:53,820 --> 02:04:54,120
Sure.

2381
02:04:55,320 --> 02:04:56,080
Have you a valid ticket?

2382
02:04:56,220 --> 02:04:56,500
You do.

2383
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:56,920
Thank you.

2384
02:04:57,280 --> 02:04:58,480
No scumbags on the bus today.

2385
02:04:59,360 --> 02:04:59,960
Yes, anyways.

2386
02:05:02,020 --> 02:05:03,820
Now, warning lights off.

2387
02:05:04,640 --> 02:05:05,060
Let's...

2388
02:05:05,060 --> 02:05:05,340
Let's...

2389
02:05:05,340 --> 02:05:06,000
Oh, red light.

2390
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:06,400
Fuck.

2391
02:05:10,400 --> 02:05:12,300
How you doing the bus donatin'?

2392
02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:13,180
The bang...

2393
02:05:13,180 --> 02:05:15,100
You doing the bus donatin'?

2394
02:05:15,100 --> 02:05:15,360
Yeah.

2395
02:05:15,920 --> 02:05:17,380
Bang brothering...

2396
02:05:17,380 --> 02:05:18,120
Uh, bingo.

2397
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:19,760
Thank you very much.

2398
02:05:20,920 --> 02:05:22,940
And a big shout out to all the big...

2399
02:05:22,940 --> 02:05:24,380
All the bang brothers out there.

2400
02:05:24,900 --> 02:05:25,640
Including Fad.

2401
02:05:26,580 --> 02:05:27,980
I hope you're having a great weekend.

2402
02:05:28,380 --> 02:05:29,000
And, uh...

2403
02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:29,840
All the best for the weekend.

2404
02:05:32,340 --> 02:05:33,180
How you getting there?

2405
02:05:33,180 --> 02:05:35,520
I was out way too late at the old song.

2406
02:05:37,080 --> 02:05:38,180
How you doing the bus donatin'?

2407
02:05:38,860 --> 02:05:39,660
Well, well, well.

2408
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:40,360
Evan Flynn.

2409
02:05:40,480 --> 02:05:41,600
I cannot believe it.

2410
02:05:42,780 --> 02:05:43,720
In like Flynn.

2411
02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:46,840
Flynn...

2412
02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:47,500
Flynnoply.

2413
02:05:47,800 --> 02:05:48,360
Flynnocracy.

2414
02:05:49,320 --> 02:05:50,760
We're livin' in a fuckin' Flynnocracy.

2415
02:05:53,280 --> 02:05:54,260
Oh, we'll close that there.

2416
02:05:54,560 --> 02:05:55,300
We'll open that.

2417
02:05:55,500 --> 02:05:56,260
Stand clear.

2418
02:05:56,620 --> 02:05:57,300
The doors are open.

2419
02:05:57,880 --> 02:05:58,840
Thank you very much.

2420
02:05:59,000 --> 02:05:59,640
Evan Flynn.

2421
02:05:59,640 --> 02:06:00,280
Stand clear.

2422
02:06:00,680 --> 02:06:02,800
Where's the belter of a tune called Bendy Bus?

2423
02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:03,580
Will you sing it?

2424
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:05,060
Will you sing us a bit of a song?

2425
02:06:05,900 --> 02:06:08,820
Well, I do not have the Bendy Bus song to hand at the moment.

2426
02:06:09,640 --> 02:06:10,460
It's gone walkabouts.

2427
02:06:10,580 --> 02:06:12,140
It's grown legs and it's gone walkabouts.

2428
02:06:13,620 --> 02:06:15,540
I was speakin' to Johnny up the bar there last day.

2429
02:06:15,620 --> 02:06:17,980
He said he hadn't seen the MP3 files I left on the USB.

2430
02:06:19,780 --> 02:06:20,960
Universal Serial Bus.

2431
02:06:21,860 --> 02:06:22,660
That's the only bus...

2432
02:06:22,660 --> 02:06:24,140
The only bus I haven't driven yet.

2433
02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:25,780
Was the Universal Serial Bus.

2434
02:06:26,600 --> 02:06:27,560
And I've lost it.

2435
02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:29,920
And we had the fuckin' Bendy Bus song on that, so...

2436
02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:31,160
I'm up Schlack Alley at the moment.

2437
02:06:33,680 --> 02:06:34,300
How are you getting that?

2438
02:06:35,440 --> 02:06:37,880
You said Willie Harold, Liam Duffy.

2439
02:06:38,700 --> 02:06:39,700
You said Willie Harold.

2440
02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:41,680
You said Willie Harold.

2441
02:06:42,680 --> 02:06:43,600
You said Willie Harold.

2442
02:06:47,240 --> 02:06:48,980
Look at that schmooze.

2443
02:06:49,540 --> 02:06:50,360
Like silk.

2444
02:06:51,080 --> 02:06:53,340
Is that a ghost?

2445
02:06:57,340 --> 02:06:58,000
Is that a ghost?

2446
02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:02,480
The 21st of September, and that's up in Orem Community Centre.

2447
02:07:03,220 --> 02:07:06,720
Now, in relation to that, I had an absolutely lovely message in a few minutes...

2448
02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:09,760
Well, a little while in the go, tonight, on the show, and...

2449
02:07:09,760 --> 02:07:11,680
It's in from Louise Rooney.

2450
02:07:12,420 --> 02:07:14,280
Brian Morrissey, thank you very much.

2451
02:07:14,940 --> 02:07:15,960
Just wanted to say thanks.

2452
02:07:16,060 --> 02:07:17,360
I heard you had a request on from me recently.

2453
02:07:17,360 --> 02:07:18,260
Thank you, Brian Morrissey.

2454
02:07:18,260 --> 02:07:22,560
Our village is still very lost and lonely, without all the great people we've lost.

2455
02:07:23,500 --> 02:07:26,500
And, of course, in relation to the McBrides there and all.

2456
02:07:27,440 --> 02:07:27,920
And...

2457
02:07:27,920 --> 02:07:28,800
We've lost.

2458
02:07:29,080 --> 02:07:29,540
It's great.

2459
02:07:29,660 --> 02:07:31,920
You're helping to keep the memories alive on the airwaves.

2460
02:07:32,420 --> 02:07:34,700
Thank you, Louise, at the shop in Orem.

2461
02:07:34,860 --> 02:07:37,900
So thank you very much indeed, Louise, for sharing that with us tonight.

2462
02:07:38,440 --> 02:07:41,040
And Rooney's shop there in Orem.

2463
02:07:41,180 --> 02:07:45,220
Always such a lovely place to drop in to meet Louise and the folks.

2464
02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:47,840
And just great to hear from you as well.

2465
02:07:47,960 --> 02:07:50,200
We'll be having a song from Tom, indeed, in a little while.

2466
02:07:50,300 --> 02:07:50,500
It's a great day.

2467
02:07:50,500 --> 02:07:51,400
A very little while.

2468
02:07:51,580 --> 02:07:53,200
Coming up, maybe a second next, on the show.

2469
02:07:55,440 --> 02:07:55,960
And...

2470
02:07:55,960 --> 02:07:57,760
Now, let's...

2471
02:07:57,760 --> 02:08:00,320
See where else are we awaiting here.

2472
02:08:00,400 --> 02:08:03,780
For Ciaran Kiley in Clunfad,

2473
02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:06,620
Wishing you a speeder recovery in the General Hospital in Castle Bar.

2474
02:08:06,800 --> 02:08:07,660
Hopefully now everybody...

2475
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:07,660
From...

2476
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:09,200
Angela.

2477
02:08:09,300 --> 02:08:10,660
It's having a great...

2478
02:08:10,660 --> 02:08:10,660
It's a great...

2479
02:08:10,660 --> 02:08:13,500
Sunday evening out there...

2480
02:08:13,500 --> 02:08:14,120
In the mainframe.

2481
02:08:14,120 --> 02:08:14,220
And...

2482
02:08:14,220 --> 02:08:15,080
Very best regards to you.

2483
02:08:15,480 --> 02:08:16,120
For Pauline Mack...

2484
02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:17,620
Macken...

2485
02:08:17,620 --> 02:08:18,580
Oh, it's just shout-outs.

2486
02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:19,940
Shout-outs galore, isn't it?

2487
02:08:23,540 --> 02:08:24,060
Well...

2488
02:08:24,060 --> 02:08:25,720
As the grandmother used to say,

2489
02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:28,360
A big dick goes a long way.

2490
02:08:29,660 --> 02:08:31,460
And that's in there from Luke Murray.

2491
02:08:32,120 --> 02:08:33,880
I'm glad you're enjoying the show, Luke Murray.

2492
02:08:34,160 --> 02:08:35,680
And thank you very much for the proverbs.

2493
02:08:35,820 --> 02:08:36,980
I don't have a bit of donating.

2494
02:08:38,980 --> 02:08:39,680
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

2495
02:08:39,680 --> 02:08:41,260
Peddling big fat lines.

2496
02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:42,120
Well, I'm not.

2497
02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:44,040
The only thing I'm peddling at the moment

2498
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:45,320
are these pedals down here.

2499
02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:46,560
Bottom right-hand corner.

2500
02:08:47,240 --> 02:08:47,560
Steel.

2501
02:08:47,560 --> 02:08:47,640
Steel.

2502
02:08:54,180 --> 02:08:55,660
Be a tourist in your own town.

2503
02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:56,240
Don't let her.

2504
02:08:57,080 --> 02:08:59,080
Remember to always be a great ambassador

2505
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:00,620
for the place that you live,

2506
02:09:00,720 --> 02:09:01,180
because...

2507
02:09:02,240 --> 02:09:04,340
The people want to go away with the great, uh...

2508
02:09:04,340 --> 02:09:04,940
You know...

2509
02:09:04,940 --> 02:09:06,200
Experience in their back pocket

2510
02:09:06,200 --> 02:09:06,960
to tell their friends.

2511
02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:13,480
And I'm...

2512
02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:16,280
Very, very excited to get down to Matthew Mattress'...

2513
02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:17,580
Mattress Matts.

2514
02:09:18,520 --> 02:09:20,180
And pick up a fucking...

2515
02:09:20,740 --> 02:09:21,480
A water...

2516
02:09:21,480 --> 02:09:22,240
A waterbed.

2517
02:09:22,240 --> 02:09:23,520
I think they're back in...

2518
02:09:23,520 --> 02:09:24,600
They're back in fashion again.

2519
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:25,560
After...

2520
02:09:25,560 --> 02:09:27,400
We'll bring the mattress down to the very cinema.

2521
02:09:28,420 --> 02:09:29,580
And, uh...

2522
02:09:29,580 --> 02:09:31,220
Throw the mattress down the back of the aisle.

2523
02:09:32,640 --> 02:09:33,380
And if I...

2524
02:09:33,380 --> 02:09:34,280
If the film is rubbish,

2525
02:09:34,360 --> 02:09:35,180
I'll just take a nap.

2526
02:09:36,120 --> 02:09:37,400
They often let me do that.

2527
02:09:43,240 --> 02:09:44,280
David St. Patrick.

2528
02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:47,100
How the hell are you...

2529
02:09:47,100 --> 02:09:49,920
It is a long time no see.

2530
02:09:49,920 --> 02:09:53,040
I hope you're...

2531
02:09:53,040 --> 02:09:53,580
That you're...

2532
02:09:53,580 --> 02:09:54,620
You're keeping well, David.

2533
02:09:56,380 --> 02:09:57,600
I hope you're keeping well.

2534
02:09:58,100 --> 02:09:59,100
It's a long time no see.

2535
02:10:00,420 --> 02:10:01,000
And...

2536
02:10:01,000 --> 02:10:01,060
David...

2537
02:10:01,060 --> 02:10:01,060
David...

2538
02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:03,060
One of the...

2539
02:10:03,060 --> 02:10:04,160
Oh, yeah.

2540
02:10:04,240 --> 02:10:06,080
The stalwart first on the scenes.

2541
02:10:06,800 --> 02:10:07,160
First...

2542
02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:07,660
First...

2543
02:10:07,660 --> 02:10:08,800
First time responder.

2544
02:10:09,380 --> 02:10:09,820
He's a...

2545
02:10:09,820 --> 02:10:11,240
He's an emergency responder.

2546
02:10:12,700 --> 02:10:14,780
But he's been out of the mainframe for a while.

2547
02:10:16,220 --> 02:10:17,300
Big shout out to David.

2548
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:24,120
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2549
02:10:25,900 --> 02:10:26,640
Dermot Lopez.

2550
02:10:26,900 --> 02:10:27,320
Thank you.

2551
02:10:27,320 --> 02:10:27,360
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2552
02:10:27,360 --> 02:10:27,680
Yeah.

2553
02:10:28,760 --> 02:10:29,240
That's mine.

2554
02:10:29,820 --> 02:10:30,660
Thank you very much.

2555
02:10:31,400 --> 02:10:32,720
Dermot Lopez Productions.

2556
02:10:33,260 --> 02:10:33,760
I tell you.

2557
02:10:33,880 --> 02:10:36,600
Dermot Lopez Productions is a great man altogether as well.

2558
02:10:36,660 --> 02:10:37,760
You need to check out his channel.

2559
02:10:38,580 --> 02:10:39,380
Like and Shlug...

2560
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:40,320
Shlug Scribe.

2561
02:10:41,480 --> 02:10:43,540
And Shlug Scribe to this place as well.

2562
02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:44,980
To this channel you're watching this on.

2563
02:10:45,020 --> 02:10:45,820
So you get the notification.

2564
02:10:45,820 --> 02:11:08,480
How are you getting that?

2565
02:11:08,480 --> 02:11:14,080
Next stop...

2566
02:11:14,080 --> 02:11:14,560
Stiff.

2567
02:11:14,800 --> 02:11:15,260
Next stop...

2568
02:11:15,260 --> 02:11:15,700
Stiff.

2569
02:11:15,700 --> 02:11:16,140
Next stop...

2570
02:11:16,140 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2571
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2572
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2573
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2574
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2575
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2576
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2577
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2578
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2579
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2580
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2581
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Next stop...

2582
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:16,260
Stiff.

2583
02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:17,260
Next stop...

2584
02:11:17,260 --> 02:11:18,260
Stiff.

2585
02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:18,260
Next stop...

2586
02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:18,260
Stiff.

2587
02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:19,260
Next stop...

2588
02:11:19,260 --> 02:11:19,260
Stiff.

2589
02:11:19,260 --> 02:11:20,260
Next stop...

2590
02:11:20,260 --> 02:11:20,260
Stiff.

2591
02:11:20,260 --> 02:11:21,260
Thank you very much...

2592
02:11:21,260 --> 02:11:22,260
Thank you very much...

2593
02:11:22,260 --> 02:11:23,100
Stand clear.

2594
02:11:23,100 --> 02:11:24,180
The doors are opening.

2595
02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:24,780
Move.

2596
02:11:24,780 --> 02:11:25,260
The door can't...

2597
02:11:25,260 --> 02:11:26,920
How are you?

2598
02:11:26,920 --> 02:11:27,100
Stand clear.

2599
02:11:27,100 --> 02:11:28,360
The doors are opening.

2600
02:11:28,360 --> 02:11:30,200
Somebody blocking the door down the back there.

2601
02:11:30,320 --> 02:11:30,920
Get out the way.

2602
02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:32,940
How are you?

2603
02:11:32,940 --> 02:11:34,980
How are you?

2604
02:11:34,980 --> 02:11:36,800
Cactus rider.

2605
02:11:36,800 --> 02:11:38,080
Thank you very much cactus.

2606
02:11:38,080 --> 02:11:38,760
That's mighty.

2607
02:11:38,760 --> 02:11:39,760
That's mighty.

2608
02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:40,820
That's mighty of you.

2609
02:11:40,820 --> 02:11:41,820
No.

2610
02:11:41,820 --> 02:11:42,820
Regular one.

2611
02:11:42,820 --> 02:11:43,320
Will.

2612
02:11:43,320 --> 02:11:45,180
That's one euro 80 please sir.

2613
02:11:45,180 --> 02:11:46,180
Oh.

2614
02:11:46,180 --> 02:11:47,560
Sorry I got it wrong.

2615
02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:48,120
I got it wrong.

2616
02:11:48,120 --> 02:11:48,740
I got it wrong.

2617
02:11:48,740 --> 02:11:50,740
Single regular quantity.

2618
02:11:50,740 --> 02:11:52,300
I gave you a senior.

2619
02:11:52,300 --> 02:11:55,300
I gave you an old person's ticket.

2620
02:11:55,300 --> 02:11:56,400
And you're a young person.

2621
02:11:57,140 --> 02:11:57,880
I apologize.

2622
02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:02,860
How are you getting that?

2623
02:12:04,260 --> 02:12:04,980
A single.

2624
02:12:05,880 --> 02:12:06,680
A regular.

2625
02:12:07,640 --> 02:12:08,360
And a print.

2626
02:12:09,360 --> 02:12:10,160
And that's 220.

2627
02:12:10,460 --> 02:12:10,740
Yeah.

2628
02:12:10,940 --> 02:12:11,500
Thank you very much.

2629
02:12:11,500 --> 02:12:12,080
You give me 10.

2630
02:12:13,160 --> 02:12:14,440
And I'll give you 780 back.

2631
02:12:16,600 --> 02:12:17,460
That's for your troubles.

2632
02:12:17,580 --> 02:12:17,900
Thank you.

2633
02:12:18,120 --> 02:12:19,320
How are you getting an old timer?

2634
02:12:19,640 --> 02:12:20,220
I'm only messing.

2635
02:12:21,840 --> 02:12:23,620
I'm old enough myself.

2636
02:12:28,420 --> 02:12:29,320
Thank you very much.

2637
02:12:30,400 --> 02:12:30,960
C.

2638
02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:31,960
C.D.

2639
02:12:32,220 --> 02:12:33,000
Thank you very much.

2640
02:12:33,540 --> 02:12:34,840
I'm not stopping with you.

2641
02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:35,120
I'm not going to win you.

2642
02:12:36,200 --> 02:12:36,860
That's mine.

2643
02:12:38,280 --> 02:12:39,660
Hon the Snake from New York.

2644
02:12:39,760 --> 02:12:40,800
Thank you very much, Seedy.

2645
02:12:42,100 --> 02:12:44,700
Now, senior, single, and a one.

2646
02:12:45,260 --> 02:12:46,880
And that'll be one euro 80, please.

2647
02:12:48,500 --> 02:12:49,800
You've got the five, you do.

2648
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:51,860
I'll give you a 320 back.

2649
02:12:52,320 --> 02:12:52,860
Thank you.

2650
02:12:53,060 --> 02:12:54,240
Best of luck, no problem.

2651
02:12:55,220 --> 02:12:56,160
Best of luck, everybody.

2652
02:12:59,160 --> 02:12:59,980
Steign clear.

2653
02:13:00,340 --> 02:13:01,180
The doors are closing.

2654
02:13:02,980 --> 02:13:05,480
The doors are closing.

2655
02:13:05,740 --> 02:13:06,140
Ronan.

2656
02:13:08,200 --> 02:13:09,400
Ronan Welsh.

2657
02:13:10,540 --> 02:13:12,580
Thank you very much, Ronan Welsh.

2658
02:13:13,680 --> 02:13:15,200
I hope that you are doing well

2659
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:17,060
and the rest of the Welsh is too out there.

2660
02:13:18,020 --> 02:13:18,500
Good man.

2661
02:13:19,260 --> 02:13:21,440
Westport looks a bit like Barcelona, you see.

2662
02:13:22,020 --> 02:13:23,640
Well, that's the way this place is.

2663
02:13:24,780 --> 02:13:25,760
That's the way this place is.

2664
02:13:27,200 --> 02:13:28,480
If you look around you,

2665
02:13:28,940 --> 02:13:31,900
Westport has come on leaps and browns.

2666
02:13:32,420 --> 02:13:34,740
It's come on leaps and bounds

2667
02:13:34,740 --> 02:13:36,640
since Michael the Ring

2668
02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:39,980
decided to implicate his strategy.

2669
02:13:41,100 --> 02:13:42,180
And we've got everything.

2670
02:13:42,300 --> 02:13:42,980
Tennis courts.

2671
02:13:44,860 --> 02:13:45,900
We're in the boom time.

2672
02:13:46,800 --> 02:13:48,060
We're in the feckin' boom time.

2673
02:13:51,060 --> 02:13:53,120
I can't wait for the weekend.

2674
02:13:53,820 --> 02:13:54,440
I can't wait for the weekend.

2675
02:13:54,440 --> 02:13:55,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2676
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:55,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2677
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:55,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2678
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:55,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2679
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:56,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2680
02:13:56,380 --> 02:13:57,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2681
02:13:57,380 --> 02:13:57,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2682
02:13:57,380 --> 02:13:58,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2683
02:13:58,380 --> 02:13:59,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2684
02:13:59,380 --> 02:14:00,380
Nobody's getting off on.

2685
02:14:00,380 --> 02:14:01,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2686
02:14:01,380 --> 02:14:02,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2687
02:14:02,380 --> 02:14:03,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2688
02:14:03,380 --> 02:14:04,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2689
02:14:04,380 --> 02:14:05,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2690
02:14:05,380 --> 02:14:05,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2691
02:14:05,380 --> 02:14:06,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2692
02:14:06,380 --> 02:14:07,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2693
02:14:07,380 --> 02:14:08,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2694
02:14:08,380 --> 02:14:09,380
I can't wait for the weekend.

2695
02:14:09,380 --> 02:14:10,380
Not a hope.

2696
02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:11,380
Not a hope.

2697
02:14:11,380 --> 02:14:12,380
Not a hope.

2698
02:14:12,380 --> 02:14:24,380
I'm always missing the bleeding signs.

2699
02:14:24,380 --> 02:14:26,380
Oh, we've got a double bill.

2700
02:14:26,380 --> 02:14:27,380
Double whammy.

2701
02:14:27,380 --> 02:14:30,380
Double whammy in your jammies.

2702
02:14:30,380 --> 02:14:35,380
The Macron Show.

2703
02:14:35,380 --> 02:14:36,380
Thank you very much.

2704
02:14:36,380 --> 02:14:39,060
Thanks very much, the Macron Show.

2705
02:14:39,060 --> 02:14:41,540
I'll check out your website, Liv.

2706
02:14:41,540 --> 02:14:42,180
Thank you.

2707
02:14:42,180 --> 02:14:46,060
How are you getting that?

2708
02:14:46,060 --> 02:14:49,060
How are you getting that?

2709
02:14:49,060 --> 02:15:06,060
How are you getting that?

2710
02:15:06,060 --> 02:15:15,900
Oh yeah!

2711
02:15:15,900 --> 02:15:22,900
*music*

2712
02:15:22,900 --> 02:15:29,900
*music*

2713
02:15:29,900 --> 02:15:32,900
Did you see the weather?

2714
02:15:32,900 --> 02:15:34,900
Ooh, the door's open.

2715
02:15:34,900 --> 02:15:36,900
*music*

2716
02:15:36,900 --> 02:15:40,900
*music*

2717
02:15:40,900 --> 02:15:44,900
*music*

2718
02:15:44,900 --> 02:15:46,900
*music*

2719
02:15:46,900 --> 02:15:48,900
*music*

2720
02:15:48,900 --> 02:15:50,900
*Sings*

2721
02:15:56,900 --> 02:15:58,900
For fuck's sake.

2722
02:16:05,900 --> 02:16:07,900
Stand here. The dozen up.

2723
02:16:09,900 --> 02:16:11,900
Stand here. Steer a little.

2724
02:16:11,900 --> 02:16:13,900
Some of the people, like, you know.

2725
02:16:13,900 --> 02:16:16,900
One of the toys with fruit.

2726
02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:18,900
Ba ba la la.

2727
02:16:22,900 --> 02:16:25,900
Look at the pothole there. Giant pothole.

2728
02:16:25,900 --> 02:16:28,900
What did the council do about that pothole?

2729
02:16:28,900 --> 02:16:30,900
Sweet FA.

2730
02:16:30,900 --> 02:16:33,900
Yeah, I forgot a lot. I don't know.

2731
02:16:33,900 --> 02:16:37,900
And I'd just like to thank you.

2732
02:16:37,900 --> 02:16:41,900
For being what you are.

2733
02:16:41,900 --> 02:16:43,900
I didn't expect the fruit to be true. But Christina is happy.

2734
02:16:43,900 --> 02:16:45,900
I know the things will be alright.

2735
02:16:45,900 --> 02:16:47,900
Whenever you're alive.

2736
02:16:47,900 --> 02:16:49,900
We've shared so many good times.

2737
02:16:49,900 --> 02:16:51,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2738
02:16:51,900 --> 02:16:53,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2739
02:16:53,900 --> 02:16:55,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2740
02:16:55,900 --> 02:16:57,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2741
02:16:57,900 --> 02:16:59,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2742
02:16:59,900 --> 02:17:01,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2743
02:17:01,900 --> 02:17:03,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2744
02:17:03,900 --> 02:17:05,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2745
02:17:05,900 --> 02:17:07,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2746
02:17:07,900 --> 02:17:09,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2747
02:17:09,900 --> 02:17:11,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2748
02:17:11,900 --> 02:17:13,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2749
02:17:13,900 --> 02:17:15,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2750
02:17:15,900 --> 02:17:17,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2751
02:17:17,900 --> 02:17:19,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2752
02:17:19,900 --> 02:17:21,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2753
02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:23,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2754
02:17:23,900 --> 02:17:25,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2755
02:17:25,900 --> 02:17:27,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2756
02:17:27,900 --> 02:17:29,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2757
02:17:29,900 --> 02:17:31,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2758
02:17:31,900 --> 02:17:33,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2759
02:17:33,900 --> 02:17:35,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2760
02:17:35,900 --> 02:17:37,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2761
02:17:37,900 --> 02:17:39,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2762
02:17:39,900 --> 02:17:41,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2763
02:17:41,900 --> 02:17:43,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2764
02:17:43,900 --> 02:17:45,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2765
02:17:45,900 --> 02:17:47,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2766
02:17:47,900 --> 02:17:49,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2767
02:17:49,900 --> 02:17:51,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2768
02:17:51,900 --> 02:17:53,900
And we've dried each other's tears.

2769
02:17:53,900 --> 02:17:58,900
and loads a big pack of fears.

2770
02:18:12,360 --> 02:18:13,580
Great stuff.

2771
02:18:13,580 --> 02:18:16,860
What an absolutely amazing powerhouse of a tune.

2772
02:18:18,280 --> 02:18:19,280
Powerful.

2773
02:18:19,280 --> 02:18:20,120
- That's a marathon.

2774
02:18:20,120 --> 02:18:23,140
- Very, very, that was one of the,

2775
02:18:23,140 --> 02:18:26,920
the greatest tunes that I ever did here in my life.

2776
02:18:28,240 --> 02:18:30,880
It was powerful on a number of levels.

2777
02:18:30,880 --> 02:18:31,880
It was visceral.

2778
02:18:32,740 --> 02:18:36,060
And it was also a tour de force.

2779
02:18:37,140 --> 02:18:40,080
As well as being a tour de France.

2780
02:18:40,080 --> 02:18:44,000
It actually encapsulated the pain, fury, grip, determination,

2781
02:18:44,000 --> 02:18:47,760
tenacity of a tour de France.

2782
02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:52,380
The song had an emotional range.

2783
02:18:52,380 --> 02:18:56,160
It was a pattern like that of the ups and downs of the Alps stages.

2784
02:18:56,160 --> 02:18:57,160
The Tourmalet.

2785
02:18:57,160 --> 02:19:00,120
The fucking Lance Armstrongs.

2786
02:19:00,120 --> 02:19:02,120
The Pantanis.

2787
02:19:02,120 --> 02:19:05,120
The Pantan Pro-V.

2788
02:19:05,120 --> 02:19:08,160
All the boys.

2789
02:19:08,160 --> 02:19:16,900
Now, we're at the end of this godforsaken journey.

2790
02:19:16,900 --> 02:19:20,900
Which has been, I think, perfect.

2791
02:19:20,900 --> 02:19:21,940
I think it's been perfect.

2792
02:19:21,940 --> 02:19:23,940
There hasn't been a fatality.

2793
02:19:23,940 --> 02:19:24,940
As of yet.

2794
02:19:24,940 --> 02:19:27,940
- How you getting that? - Fingers crushed now.

2795
02:19:27,940 --> 02:19:32,720
There'll be no fatalities before I get her into the garage.

2796
02:19:32,720 --> 02:19:34,460
Take her right here.

2797
02:19:34,460 --> 02:19:35,460
Let that wheel spin.

2798
02:19:35,460 --> 02:19:36,460
That's great stuff.

2799
02:19:36,460 --> 02:19:38,500
Let that wheel spin right through your hands.

2800
02:19:38,500 --> 02:19:42,280
Leathery old wheel.

2801
02:19:42,280 --> 02:19:43,280
We'll take the fast lane.

2802
02:19:43,280 --> 02:19:46,240
We don't want to be in the same lane as the Slowpokes.

2803
02:19:46,240 --> 02:19:47,240
Lovely bit of busing.

2804
02:19:47,240 --> 02:19:50,020
There's nothing like a bit of busing on a Sunday night to help wind down and get ready for the week ahead.

2805
02:19:50,020 --> 02:19:51,020
Whether or not you have a hard week ahead or an easy day.

2806
02:19:51,020 --> 02:19:52,020
Whether or not you have a hard week ahead or an easy day.

2807
02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:53,020
Whether or not you have a hard week ahead or an easy day.

2808
02:19:53,020 --> 02:19:54,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2809
02:19:54,020 --> 02:19:55,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2810
02:19:55,020 --> 02:19:56,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2811
02:19:56,020 --> 02:19:57,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2812
02:19:57,020 --> 02:19:58,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2813
02:19:58,020 --> 02:19:59,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2814
02:19:59,020 --> 02:20:00,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2815
02:20:00,020 --> 02:20:01,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2816
02:20:01,020 --> 02:20:02,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2817
02:20:02,020 --> 02:20:03,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2818
02:20:03,020 --> 02:20:04,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2819
02:20:04,020 --> 02:20:05,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2820
02:20:05,020 --> 02:20:06,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2821
02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:07,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2822
02:20:07,020 --> 02:20:08,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2823
02:20:08,020 --> 02:20:09,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2824
02:20:09,020 --> 02:20:10,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2825
02:20:10,020 --> 02:20:11,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2826
02:20:11,020 --> 02:20:12,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2827
02:20:12,020 --> 02:20:13,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2828
02:20:13,020 --> 02:20:14,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2829
02:20:14,020 --> 02:20:15,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2830
02:20:15,020 --> 02:20:16,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2831
02:20:16,020 --> 02:20:17,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2832
02:20:17,020 --> 02:20:18,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2833
02:20:18,020 --> 02:20:19,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2834
02:20:19,020 --> 02:20:20,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2835
02:20:20,020 --> 02:20:21,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2836
02:20:21,020 --> 02:20:22,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2837
02:20:22,020 --> 02:20:23,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2838
02:20:23,020 --> 02:20:24,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2839
02:20:24,020 --> 02:20:25,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2840
02:20:25,020 --> 02:20:26,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2841
02:20:26,020 --> 02:20:27,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2842
02:20:27,020 --> 02:20:28,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2843
02:20:28,020 --> 02:20:29,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2844
02:20:29,020 --> 02:20:30,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2845
02:20:30,020 --> 02:20:31,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2846
02:20:31,020 --> 02:20:32,020
If you have a hard week ahead.

2847
02:20:32,020 --> 02:20:33,020
You know.

2848
02:20:33,020 --> 02:20:36,020
Living in the moment is a great thing.

2849
02:20:36,020 --> 02:20:37,020
As well you know.

2850
02:20:37,020 --> 02:20:39,020
The bus is all about being in the moment.

2851
02:20:39,020 --> 02:20:42,020
Your job is to go from A to B to C to D.

2852
02:20:42,020 --> 02:20:43,020
You're picking people up.

2853
02:20:43,020 --> 02:20:45,020
You're dropping people off.

2854
02:20:45,020 --> 02:20:46,020
And.

2855
02:20:46,020 --> 02:20:49,020
All of life's worries just float away.

2856
02:20:49,020 --> 02:20:51,020
Sometimes.

2857
02:20:51,020 --> 02:20:53,020
I wish that maybe.

2858
02:20:53,020 --> 02:20:55,020
All of life could be just a one big bus journey.

2859
02:20:55,020 --> 02:20:57,020
In many ways it is.

2860
02:20:57,020 --> 02:20:58,020
You know.

2861
02:20:58,020 --> 02:21:01,020
You will have those days where.

2862
02:21:01,020 --> 02:21:05,020
You fucking run a red light.

2863
02:21:05,020 --> 02:21:07,020
And somebody stops you.

2864
02:21:07,020 --> 02:21:10,020
And you won't be able to go out anymore.

2865
02:21:10,020 --> 02:21:12,020
Or something will be grounded.

2866
02:21:12,020 --> 02:21:14,020
You'll be out of commission.

2867
02:21:14,020 --> 02:21:16,020
And you'll have those days.

2868
02:21:16,020 --> 02:21:18,020
Where you shunt a punto.

2869
02:21:18,020 --> 02:21:21,020
I remember I was down in.

2870
02:21:21,020 --> 02:21:22,020
Punta Shunta.

2871
02:21:22,020 --> 02:21:23,020
A few weeks back.

2872
02:21:23,020 --> 02:21:25,020
For the cabbage festival.

2873
02:21:25,020 --> 02:21:28,020
And I ended up shunting a punto.

2874
02:21:28,020 --> 02:21:29,020
And there.

2875
02:21:29,020 --> 02:21:32,020
It led to some terrible discrepancies.

2876
02:21:32,020 --> 02:21:34,020
But that's again like life.

2877
02:21:34,020 --> 02:21:35,020
You might shunt a punto.

2878
02:21:35,020 --> 02:21:36,020
How are you getting that?

2879
02:21:36,020 --> 02:21:37,020
And you have to fucking.

2880
02:21:37,020 --> 02:21:38,020
Face up.

2881
02:21:38,020 --> 02:21:39,020
To the consequences.

2882
02:21:39,020 --> 02:21:40,020
And then.

2883
02:21:40,020 --> 02:21:41,020
There'll be days.

2884
02:21:41,020 --> 02:21:43,020
When you fucking run someone over.

2885
02:21:43,020 --> 02:21:45,020
And they're the worst days.

2886
02:21:45,020 --> 02:21:46,020
Especially if you do it twice.

2887
02:21:46,020 --> 02:21:47,020
In the same day.

2888
02:21:47,020 --> 02:21:48,020
With that double denim.

2889
02:21:48,020 --> 02:21:49,020
You know.

2890
02:21:49,020 --> 02:21:50,020
You don't want to.

2891
02:21:50,020 --> 02:21:52,020
And you do not want to be seen wearing double denim.

2892
02:21:52,020 --> 02:21:53,020
Crimes against fashion.

2893
02:21:53,020 --> 02:21:54,020
How are you getting that?

2894
02:21:54,020 --> 02:21:55,020
Did you see there was a lad there.

2895
02:21:55,020 --> 02:21:56,020
Who went into the garage station.

2896
02:21:56,020 --> 02:21:57,020
To complain about the quality of the.

2897
02:21:57,020 --> 02:21:58,020
The wacky backy.

2898
02:21:58,020 --> 02:21:59,020
Who was smoking.

2899
02:21:59,020 --> 02:22:00,020
And he got arrested for that.

2900
02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:01,020
I was thinking that's a crime against hashing.

2901
02:22:01,020 --> 02:22:02,020
Or a crime of hashing.

2902
02:22:02,020 --> 02:22:06,780
to the garage station to complain about the quality of the wacky backy who was smoking.

2903
02:22:08,380 --> 02:22:09,860
And he got arrested for that.

2904
02:22:13,040 --> 02:22:15,020
I was thinking that's a crime against hashing.

2905
02:22:16,280 --> 02:22:17,360
Or a crime of hashing.

2906
02:22:26,580 --> 02:22:27,480
How are you getting that?

2907
02:22:28,980 --> 02:22:29,420
No.

2908
02:22:30,680 --> 02:22:32,380
We'll see you into this lane here.

2909
02:22:35,420 --> 02:22:36,160
Like so.

2910
02:22:36,440 --> 02:22:37,300
We don't want to...

2911
02:22:37,300 --> 02:22:38,340
We don't want to...

2912
02:22:38,340 --> 02:22:39,080
Oh, look at that.

2913
02:22:39,300 --> 02:22:40,420
We don't want to shunt him.

2914
02:22:42,420 --> 02:22:43,420
We're double-lanning.

2915
02:22:43,620 --> 02:22:44,960
We're double-lanning at the moment.

2916
02:22:45,360 --> 02:22:47,060
That's a bit of freestyle busing for you.

2917
02:22:47,980 --> 02:22:49,100
Pure freestyle, baby.

2918
02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:50,020
420.

2919
02:22:52,020 --> 02:22:53,540
We're rocking the rim of the road.

2920
02:22:56,180 --> 02:22:56,840
Fucking hell.

2921
02:22:57,000 --> 02:22:57,600
This guy, come on.

2922
02:22:59,340 --> 02:23:29,000
There we go. Come on! Speed up the turn. No. Fantastic. Plastic fantastic.

2923
02:23:29,000 --> 02:23:47,780
Look at this. Insane. Song about a fly.

2924
02:23:47,780 --> 02:24:12,780
Lovely. Let's have a look at this.

2925
02:24:12,780 --> 02:24:41,780
Level up. Level up. That's a great way to end the evening. Fantastic. We've leveled up. We've access to a new bus.

2926
02:24:41,780 --> 02:24:57,780
That is absolutely fantastic. Thank you very much for joining us for this week's Schlugeren. Thank you for choosing Schlugeren to bring you to your destination. We're getting there. One bus at a time.

2927
02:24:57,780 --> 02:25:13,780
It's been an absolute pleasure. Stay doing a little, don't we? Stiff. Stay doing a little, don't we? Yeah. Thank you very much. Thanks.

2928
02:25:13,780 --> 02:25:39,780
I'm going to see Davey Grohl and the boys tomorrow night in Belfast. Hoping the transport is as reliable as Schlug behind the wheel. I hope so too. Say a lot of Grohl. Say a lot of Grohl and the Foo Foo boys. Bring him a little baggy in a Foo Foo. It's like African rice. Dave Grohl loves it. That's why he named the band Foo Fighters.

2929
02:25:39,780 --> 02:25:41,780
*Gasp*

2930
02:25:41,780 --> 02:25:43,780
*Gasp*

2931
02:25:43,780 --> 02:25:45,780
*Gasp*

2932
02:25:45,780 --> 02:25:47,780
How are you getting that?

2933
02:25:47,780 --> 02:25:49,780
Good night and God bless everybody!

2934
02:25:49,780 --> 02:25:51,780
Thank you very much!

2935
02:25:51,780 --> 02:25:53,780
*Gasp*

2936
02:25:53,780 --> 02:25:55,780
*Gasp*

2937
02:25:55,780 --> 02:25:57,780
*Gasp*

2938
02:25:57,780 --> 02:25:59,780
Thank you!

2939
02:25:59,780 --> 02:26:01,780
*Gasp*

2940
02:26:01,780 --> 02:26:03,780
*Gasp*

2941
02:26:03,780 --> 02:26:05,780
*Gasp*

2942
02:26:05,780 --> 02:26:07,780
*Gasp*

2943
02:26:07,780 --> 02:26:12,320
You're not the touch I belong to

2944
02:26:12,320 --> 02:26:20,700
But tonight you're the one that's reaching me

2945
02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:29,640
Oh, ain't it easy following the feeling

2946
02:26:29,640 --> 02:26:35,140
That started with a smile and hello

2947
02:26:35,140 --> 02:26:44,380
We're hardly more than strangers Ignoring all

2948
02:26:44,380 --> 02:27:14,360
Thank you.
